You Smell Like Shit Hand Sanitizer 2 oz Funny Stocking Stuffers for Guys Gags for Friends Weird Gags for Men Unique White Elephant Ideas Unisex Dirty Santa Party Ideas Gags for Guy Friends Man Jokes
- BE PREPARED FOR A STINKY SITUATION – When you’re face to face with a smelly fella, this funny hand sanitizer will send a message.
- A KINDNESS TO THE OFFENSIVE - It’s literally the nicest way to tell that special someone, “Excuse me … You Smell Like Shit!”
- PLENTY OF POWER IN ONE BOTTLE – You Smell Like Shit Hand Sanitizer holds 2 ounces of REAL, EFFECTIVE, sanitizer for funky fingers and hands.
- FUNNY GAG GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION - Whether you're celebrating a holiday, birthday, or other special occasion, there's always room for laughter! Smell Like Shit Sanitizer will deliver loads of laughs on any occasion.
- DOESN'T SMELL LIKE POOP...NOVELTY USE ONLY – The fun is in the silly label. This funny hand sanitizer isn't meant to smell bad. It's actually scented with a sweet citrus fragrance that is far more pleasant than most others. Fun and functional all in one! That's winning.
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Model Number: FS-SMELL-LIKE-HS
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: FS-SMELL-LIKE-HS
- Size: 2 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
Finally, a sanitizer for the hygienically challenged!
If you have a buddy who’s post-workout funk could gag a maggot, but don’t know how to tell him what’s up, we have just the thing! Strike a blow against nose pollution, and hand him a bottle of You Smell Like Shit Hand Sanitizer. This hilarious 2 ounce bottle of sanitizer is the first line of defense when your eyes are watering, and you’re praying for a quick and painless death.
She hit the gym. His kid had a diaper blowout. She spent all night on the dance floor. He just played pickup football in an open pasture. There are endless reasons someone can suffer from Smell Like Shit Syndrome. We get that it can be hard to drop a truth bomb when some smells like a human stink bug. That’s why we made a simple product that can do the job for you. You can casually offer it to the odorous offender or give it as a funny stocking stuffer or gag gift – emphasis on the gag.
Shipping Summary:
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=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
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=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
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=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
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=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
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=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
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=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
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=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
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=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
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=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
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=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
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=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
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=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
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=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
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=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
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=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
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=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
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=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
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=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
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=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
-
Certain items are not eligible for return:
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=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
-
=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
-
=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
-
=> Customized or personalized products.
-
=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
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=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
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=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
-
=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
- BE PREPARED FOR A STINKY SITUATION – When you’re face to face with a smelly fella, this funny hand sanitizer will send a message.
- A KINDNESS TO THE OFFENSIVE - It’s literally the nicest way to tell that special someone, “Excuse me … You Smell Like Shit!”
- PLENTY OF POWER IN ONE BOTTLE – You Smell Like Shit Hand Sanitizer holds 2 ounces of REAL, EFFECTIVE, sanitizer for funky fingers and hands.
- FUNNY GAG GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION - Whether you're celebrating a holiday, birthday, or other special occasion, there's always room for laughter! Smell Like Shit Sanitizer will deliver loads of laughs on any occasion.
- DOESN'T SMELL LIKE POOP...NOVELTY USE ONLY – The fun is in the silly label. This funny hand sanitizer isn't meant to smell bad. It's actually scented with a sweet citrus fragrance that is far more pleasant than most others. Fun and functional all in one! That's winning.
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Model Number: FS-SMELL-LIKE-HS
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: FS-SMELL-LIKE-HS
- Size: 2 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
Finally, a sanitizer for the hygienically challenged!
If you have a buddy who’s post-workout funk could gag a maggot, but don’t know how to tell him what’s up, we have just the thing! Strike a blow against nose pollution, and hand him a bottle of You Smell Like Shit Hand Sanitizer. This hilarious 2 ounce bottle of sanitizer is the first line of defense when your eyes are watering, and you’re praying for a quick and painless death.
She hit the gym. His kid had a diaper blowout. She spent all night on the dance floor. He just played pickup football in an open pasture. There are endless reasons someone can suffer from Smell Like Shit Syndrome. We get that it can be hard to drop a truth bomb when some smells like a human stink bug. That’s why we made a simple product that can do the job for you. You can casually offer it to the odorous offender or give it as a funny stocking stuffer or gag gift – emphasis on the gag.
Shipping Summary:
-
=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
-
=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
-
=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
-
=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
-
=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
-
=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
-
=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
-
=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
-
=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
-
=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
-
=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
-
=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
-
=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
-
=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
-
=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
-
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
-
=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
-
=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
-
=> Customized or personalized products.
-
=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
-
=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
-
=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
-
=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
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