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- PUT A STOP TO JACKA**ERY - tired of dealing with the antics of the resident jacka**? JackA**pirin is here to save the day! Our humorous pretend prescription pill box is guaranteed to bring a smile to even the most insufferable of individuals. It even comes in a realistic prescription bag, just like the ones from the pharmacy!
- FUNNY GIFTS FOR MEN - fill this really convincing box with whatever your fancy - whether it's cash, vouchers, candy treats, or even a thoughtful note, JackA**pirin pills let you tailor your gift to suit the recipient's sense of humour. It's the perfect way to say "give it a break" with a side of humor that hopefully won’t make him get any worse!
- SPECIALLY FORMULATED BEHAVIOR NEUTRALIZER - say goodbye to unwarranted bravado and chronic interruptitis with JackA**pirin's potent formula. Designed to combat even the most stubborn cases of jackassery with a hearty dose of humor, this gag gift is sure to keep the laughs flowing long after the recipient has got the message you’re ‘subtly’ trying to tell them
- EFFECTIVE RELIEF FROM SERIAL SNARKINESS - whether it's a case of excessive loudness or a chronic condition of serial snarkiness, JackA**pirin offers effective relief from the symptoms of jacka**ery with a healthy dose of laughter. Because when life gives you jerks, why not make a joke about it and have a laugh?
- PERFECT PRANK PRESENT – a perfect secret Santa gift for that one coworker who could use a reality check, JackA**pirin is the ultimate gag gift for any occasion. Ideal for office parties, family gatherings, or just because, this humorous gift is guaranteed to bring a laugh to even the most jacka**y of individuals
- Color: White
- Manufacturer: Emperor Supplies Ltd
- Part Number: Anti-Grinch
- Style: Jack Asspirin
/p> JackA**pirin Dealing with a jacka** in your life? Embrace the absurdity with JackA**pirin - the hilarious gag gift that proves even the most insufferable individuals can benefit from a little laughter. Our empty pretend prescription pill box is more than just a present - it's a reminder that life's too short to take seriously. Birthday gag gift Imagine the look on your dad's face when he unwraps a box of JackA**pirin on his birthday - a mix of shock, amusement, and maybe even a touch of begrudging appreciation. Pack this realistic prescription pill box with whatever you want, this humorous gift is guaranteed to elicit laughs and maybe even a few eyerolls. After all, what better way to celebrate another year than with a hearty dose of humor? Realistic pill box filled with jelly beans But it's not just about the laughs - it's about the message behind the madness. With JackA**pirin, there are no actual pills, just jelly beans, but be prepared, they might leave a sour taste if they don’t like the joke being on them. Thanks to the realistic packaging, complete with a prescription paper bag, you can be rest assured that your gift will look as authentic as it is amusing. Laughs all round Of course, the real magic of JackA**pirin lies in its ability to turn even the most mundane moments into opportunities for laughter. Whether it's combatting unwarranted bravado or warding off chronic interruptitis, this humorous gift is guaranteed to bring a smile to even the most jacka**y of individuals. BUY NOW and forget about settling for boring gifts when you can give the gift of laughter with JackA**pirin. After all, life may be full of jerks, but JackA**pirin may just leave them speechless!
Shipping Summary:
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–15 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
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Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to Canada):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–8 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within Canada:
Once the shipment arrives in Canada, it is handed over to Canada Post for final delivery.
Canada domestic delivery typically takes an additional 2–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within Canada, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
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Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.ca with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
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Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
Address: 46 Darnborough Way, City: Scarborough, Province: Ontario, Post code: M1W 2G1
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.ca
- PUT A STOP TO JACKA**ERY - tired of dealing with the antics of the resident jacka**? JackA**pirin is here to save the day! Our humorous pretend prescription pill box is guaranteed to bring a smile to even the most insufferable of individuals. It even comes in a realistic prescription bag, just like the ones from the pharmacy!
- FUNNY GIFTS FOR MEN - fill this really convincing box with whatever your fancy - whether it's cash, vouchers, candy treats, or even a thoughtful note, JackA**pirin pills let you tailor your gift to suit the recipient's sense of humour. It's the perfect way to say "give it a break" with a side of humor that hopefully won’t make him get any worse!
- SPECIALLY FORMULATED BEHAVIOR NEUTRALIZER - say goodbye to unwarranted bravado and chronic interruptitis with JackA**pirin's potent formula. Designed to combat even the most stubborn cases of jackassery with a hearty dose of humor, this gag gift is sure to keep the laughs flowing long after the recipient has got the message you’re ‘subtly’ trying to tell them
- EFFECTIVE RELIEF FROM SERIAL SNARKINESS - whether it's a case of excessive loudness or a chronic condition of serial snarkiness, JackA**pirin offers effective relief from the symptoms of jacka**ery with a healthy dose of laughter. Because when life gives you jerks, why not make a joke about it and have a laugh?
- PERFECT PRANK PRESENT – a perfect secret Santa gift for that one coworker who could use a reality check, JackA**pirin is the ultimate gag gift for any occasion. Ideal for office parties, family gatherings, or just because, this humorous gift is guaranteed to bring a laugh to even the most jacka**y of individuals
- Color: White
- Manufacturer: Emperor Supplies Ltd
- Part Number: Anti-Grinch
- Style: Jack Asspirin
/p> JackA**pirin Dealing with a jacka** in your life? Embrace the absurdity with JackA**pirin - the hilarious gag gift that proves even the most insufferable individuals can benefit from a little laughter. Our empty pretend prescription pill box is more than just a present - it's a reminder that life's too short to take seriously. Birthday gag gift Imagine the look on your dad's face when he unwraps a box of JackA**pirin on his birthday - a mix of shock, amusement, and maybe even a touch of begrudging appreciation. Pack this realistic prescription pill box with whatever you want, this humorous gift is guaranteed to elicit laughs and maybe even a few eyerolls. After all, what better way to celebrate another year than with a hearty dose of humor? Realistic pill box filled with jelly beans But it's not just about the laughs - it's about the message behind the madness. With JackA**pirin, there are no actual pills, just jelly beans, but be prepared, they might leave a sour taste if they don’t like the joke being on them. Thanks to the realistic packaging, complete with a prescription paper bag, you can be rest assured that your gift will look as authentic as it is amusing. Laughs all round Of course, the real magic of JackA**pirin lies in its ability to turn even the most mundane moments into opportunities for laughter. Whether it's combatting unwarranted bravado or warding off chronic interruptitis, this humorous gift is guaranteed to bring a smile to even the most jacka**y of individuals. BUY NOW and forget about settling for boring gifts when you can give the gift of laughter with JackA**pirin. After all, life may be full of jerks, but JackA**pirin may just leave them speechless!
Shipping Summary:
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–15 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to Canada):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–8 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within Canada:
Once the shipment arrives in Canada, it is handed over to Canada Post for final delivery.
Canada domestic delivery typically takes an additional 2–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within Canada, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.ca with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
Address: 46 Darnborough Way, City: Scarborough, Province: Ontario, Post code: M1W 2G1
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.ca
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