The American Mustache - Hardcover Funny Coffee Table Book - Mustache Collection - Americana - Gag Gifts for Men
- AMERICAN PRIDE WRITTEN ALL OVER THEIR FACES - Bring the United States’ most priceless treasures home with The American ‘Stache. Amazing mustaches from all over the country can finally take their rightful places on every bookshelf, coffee table, and desk across the USA. What a time to be alive!
- PERSONALIZE THIS COFFEE TABLE BOOK WITH YOUR FAVORITE MUSTACHE ON THE CUSTOMIZABLE PAGES - Do you know a fella whose mustache is worthy of being included in this masterpiece? Add a picture of that stellar ‘stache along with your own title and quote to the customizable pages inside.
- 113 PAGES - LARGE COFFEE TABLE BOOK ADDS INVITES FUN CONVERSATION TO YOUR SITTING AREA - Mustaches are all about warmth and style, so this large coffee table book complements any décor. After all, home is where the mustache is.
- FULL PAGE PHOTOS ARE LARGE AND IN CHARGE - Each image proudly fills a full page, so you can thoroughly enjoy a visual smorgasbord of flavor savers whenever you’re craving a laugh.
- GREAT CONVERSATION PIECE - Have you ever seen a soup strainer so stunning you were struck speechless? Author Dave Duster has taken the liberty of prompting lively conversation by adding his take on each of these tasty morsels with an appropriate title and quote.
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: GEARS-AM-STACHE2
The American ‘Stache
Embark on a bold exploration of hysterical proportions with this laugh-out-loud look at over 100 pages of America’s greatest mustaches. Author Dave Duster has combed the US for the most worthy specimens of this great nation’s awesome ‘staches and added his personal take on each and every one for your viewing pleasure.
The American ‘Stache is the perfect combination of Americana and humor, making it a must-have addition to home libraries, coffee tables, and bookshelves across the US of A.
The giant, full-page images are accompanied by hilarious titles and quotes specific to each mo’s unique style. For your added enjoyment, he included two customizable pages for you to add your own mustache masterpiece, title, and quote!
The American 'Stache is a celebration of this glorious Nation's greatest natural resource, its righteous mustaches. These unsung heroes of facial fur have been underrated for far too long, and it is time to highlight the magnitude of their excellence, one flavor saver at a time. It is with tremendous pride that I invite you to gaze upon the grass grins, behold the bristle batons, and study the soup strainers that grace this amazing land of ours from sea to shining sea.
Shipping Summary:
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–15 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
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Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
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International Transit (US to Canada):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–8 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within Canada:
Once the shipment arrives in Canada, it is handed over to Canada Post for final delivery.
Canada domestic delivery typically takes an additional 2–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within Canada, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
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Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
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Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
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Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.ca with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
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Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
Address: 46 Darnborough Way, City: Scarborough, Province: Ontario, Post code: M1W 2G1
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.ca
- AMERICAN PRIDE WRITTEN ALL OVER THEIR FACES - Bring the United States’ most priceless treasures home with The American ‘Stache. Amazing mustaches from all over the country can finally take their rightful places on every bookshelf, coffee table, and desk across the USA. What a time to be alive!
- PERSONALIZE THIS COFFEE TABLE BOOK WITH YOUR FAVORITE MUSTACHE ON THE CUSTOMIZABLE PAGES - Do you know a fella whose mustache is worthy of being included in this masterpiece? Add a picture of that stellar ‘stache along with your own title and quote to the customizable pages inside.
- 113 PAGES - LARGE COFFEE TABLE BOOK ADDS INVITES FUN CONVERSATION TO YOUR SITTING AREA - Mustaches are all about warmth and style, so this large coffee table book complements any décor. After all, home is where the mustache is.
- FULL PAGE PHOTOS ARE LARGE AND IN CHARGE - Each image proudly fills a full page, so you can thoroughly enjoy a visual smorgasbord of flavor savers whenever you’re craving a laugh.
- GREAT CONVERSATION PIECE - Have you ever seen a soup strainer so stunning you were struck speechless? Author Dave Duster has taken the liberty of prompting lively conversation by adding his take on each of these tasty morsels with an appropriate title and quote.
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: GEARS-AM-STACHE2
The American ‘Stache
Embark on a bold exploration of hysterical proportions with this laugh-out-loud look at over 100 pages of America’s greatest mustaches. Author Dave Duster has combed the US for the most worthy specimens of this great nation’s awesome ‘staches and added his personal take on each and every one for your viewing pleasure.
The American ‘Stache is the perfect combination of Americana and humor, making it a must-have addition to home libraries, coffee tables, and bookshelves across the US of A.
The giant, full-page images are accompanied by hilarious titles and quotes specific to each mo’s unique style. For your added enjoyment, he included two customizable pages for you to add your own mustache masterpiece, title, and quote!
The American 'Stache is a celebration of this glorious Nation's greatest natural resource, its righteous mustaches. These unsung heroes of facial fur have been underrated for far too long, and it is time to highlight the magnitude of their excellence, one flavor saver at a time. It is with tremendous pride that I invite you to gaze upon the grass grins, behold the bristle batons, and study the soup strainers that grace this amazing land of ours from sea to shining sea.
Shipping Summary:
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–15 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to Canada):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–8 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within Canada:
Once the shipment arrives in Canada, it is handed over to Canada Post for final delivery.
Canada domestic delivery typically takes an additional 2–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within Canada, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.ca with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
Address: 46 Darnborough Way, City: Scarborough, Province: Ontario, Post code: M1W 2G1
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.ca
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