Straight Outta Money Fidget Putty - Gag Gift for Adults, Stocking Stuffers, Fidget Toys, Pearl Green Therapy Putty
- ALWAYS HAVE SOME EXTRA GREEN AROUND – If you could always use some extra green after the bills are paid, keep some Straight Outta Money Fidget Putty on hand. Squeeze and squish the pearly green dough until payday comes around again.
- STRESS RELIEF AT YOUR FINGERTIPS – It doesn’t pay to hold onto tension, so relax away that money stress with a tin of Straight Outta Money Stress Putty.
- DELIGHTFULLY SARCASTIC FRIEND GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION – This light-hearted novelty gift is perfect for the buddy who never seems to remember his wallet. It’s an awesome gag gift for any special occasion, including birthdays, holidays, or just because someone could use cheering up. The funny novelty putty is also a great choice for white elephant parties, Secret Santa gift exchanges, or grab bag prize for parties.
- COOL STOCKING STUFFER IDEA FOR ADULTS– Everyone gets stressed out from time to time, so Straight Outta Money Putty is awesome for adult stockings. Not only is it a goofy surprise to find in a Christmas stocking, but it’s also useful for relaxing away anxiety through therapeutic.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you soften the specially-formulated, pearly green putty by squeezing and stretching it in your hands. Playing and relaxing at the same time is a double win for anyone.
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: GEARS-OUTTA-MN-PUTTY
Straight Outta Money Fidget Putty
Are your buddies heading out for a wild night on the town, but your wallet is feeling extra light? Don’t be sad that you’re missing out on the action! You can have fun at home with Straight Outta Money Fidget Putty! It’s the backup green that soothes, bro!
Don’t stress about what you’re missing because you’re broke as a joke. We bet all your pals are green with envy that they’re not having a relaxing squish session with pearly green therapy putty. Instead, they’re spending the evening navigating one high-stress situation after another. Be grateful you aren’t having to shout over booming music, be fun and interesting to attract attention from the oceans of hot singles at the bar, and take turns buying rounds of thirst-quenching brews for your crew. What a drag! You can stretch, pull, roll, and squeeze your Straight Outta Money Putty all night in your pajamas from the comfort of your couch. Congrats on the win, dude!
Funny Gift for the Friends and Family
Straight Outta Money Fidget Putty is a lighthearted gift for adults who could use some green that sticks around after the bills are paid. It’s compact enough to fit in a desk, purse, or cabinet, so it’s always around when they need it. It’s a fun idea for care packages, stocking stuffers, gift baskets, birthday presents, Secret Santa gifts, White Elephant parties, or office gift exchanges.
Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY
Shipping Summary:
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–15 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to Canada):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–8 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within Canada:
Once the shipment arrives in Canada, it is handed over to Canada Post for final delivery.
Canada domestic delivery typically takes an additional 2–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within Canada, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.ca with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
Address: 46 Darnborough Way, City: Scarborough, Province: Ontario, Post code: M1W 2G1
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.ca
- ALWAYS HAVE SOME EXTRA GREEN AROUND – If you could always use some extra green after the bills are paid, keep some Straight Outta Money Fidget Putty on hand. Squeeze and squish the pearly green dough until payday comes around again.
- STRESS RELIEF AT YOUR FINGERTIPS – It doesn’t pay to hold onto tension, so relax away that money stress with a tin of Straight Outta Money Stress Putty.
- DELIGHTFULLY SARCASTIC FRIEND GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION – This light-hearted novelty gift is perfect for the buddy who never seems to remember his wallet. It’s an awesome gag gift for any special occasion, including birthdays, holidays, or just because someone could use cheering up. The funny novelty putty is also a great choice for white elephant parties, Secret Santa gift exchanges, or grab bag prize for parties.
- COOL STOCKING STUFFER IDEA FOR ADULTS– Everyone gets stressed out from time to time, so Straight Outta Money Putty is awesome for adult stockings. Not only is it a goofy surprise to find in a Christmas stocking, but it’s also useful for relaxing away anxiety through therapeutic.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you soften the specially-formulated, pearly green putty by squeezing and stretching it in your hands. Playing and relaxing at the same time is a double win for anyone.
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: GEARS-OUTTA-MN-PUTTY
Straight Outta Money Fidget Putty
Are your buddies heading out for a wild night on the town, but your wallet is feeling extra light? Don’t be sad that you’re missing out on the action! You can have fun at home with Straight Outta Money Fidget Putty! It’s the backup green that soothes, bro!
Don’t stress about what you’re missing because you’re broke as a joke. We bet all your pals are green with envy that they’re not having a relaxing squish session with pearly green therapy putty. Instead, they’re spending the evening navigating one high-stress situation after another. Be grateful you aren’t having to shout over booming music, be fun and interesting to attract attention from the oceans of hot singles at the bar, and take turns buying rounds of thirst-quenching brews for your crew. What a drag! You can stretch, pull, roll, and squeeze your Straight Outta Money Putty all night in your pajamas from the comfort of your couch. Congrats on the win, dude!
Funny Gift for the Friends and Family
Straight Outta Money Fidget Putty is a lighthearted gift for adults who could use some green that sticks around after the bills are paid. It’s compact enough to fit in a desk, purse, or cabinet, so it’s always around when they need it. It’s a fun idea for care packages, stocking stuffers, gift baskets, birthday presents, Secret Santa gifts, White Elephant parties, or office gift exchanges.
Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY
Shipping Summary:
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–15 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to Canada):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–8 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within Canada:
Once the shipment arrives in Canada, it is handed over to Canada Post for final delivery.
Canada domestic delivery typically takes an additional 2–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within Canada, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.ca with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
Address: 46 Darnborough Way, City: Scarborough, Province: Ontario, Post code: M1W 2G1
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.ca
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