Realistic Fake Poop Turd Bar Soap - Lavender Edition - Thick and Chunky Soap for Childrens Adults Stocking Stuffers Funny Faux Poop Gag Gift Harmless Prank White Elephant Ideas
- Looks Like Crap, Suds Like Soap! Fool Your Friends with Realistic Fake Turd Soap – Chunky Lavender Scented Dookie Surprise Inside
- Giggle-Inducing Gag Gift for Kids and Adults: Lifelike Poop Soap with Mystery Chunks – Perfect for Stocking Stuffers and Secret Santa Shenanigans
- Large and In Charge: 6 Inches of Pure Joking Joy! The Whole Room Will Erupt in Laughter and You’ll Become a Legendary Gift Giver
- Unisex Laughs Galore! Realistic Turd Soap for White Elephant Parties, Costume Pranks, and Dirty Santa Surprises
- Potty Humor Perfected: Handcrafted Prank Soap for Harmless Safe Pranking on April Fools Day or Just for Laughs – Ideal for Boys, Girls, Men, and Women
- Color: Brown
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: NEWPOO2.0
- Size: 8 Ounce (Pack of 1)
- Style: Chunky Fake Poop Soap
Wait 'Til You Get Your Hands On This Turd!
Behold, the soap that'll make you do a double take! It's not just any turd – it's a masterpiece of deception, a lavender-scented, handcrafted wonder that'll leave you questioning reality.
Marvel at its lumpy, poo-like perfection, complete with mystery chunks that'll keep you guessing. We spared no detail in creating the most authentic fake poop soap ever imagined.
Need your doo-doo soap to be extra, ahem, substantial? This colossal creation stretches 6 inches long and 1 ¾ inches wide – because when it comes to poop-shaped soap, size does matter, folks!
Looking for a gift that'll crack up even the sternest of faces? Look no further! This crap-tastic delight is perfect for stocking stuffers, Secret Santa shenanigans, birthdays, and Easter baskets. Brace yourselves for howls of laughter, folks – legendary gift giver status: unlocked.
But wait, there's more! This gender-neutral gem isn't just for your average gift exchange. It's the ultimate trump card for White Elephant parties, costume party grab bags, Yankee Swap madness, and Dirty Santa showdowns. After all, who doesn't love a good poop joke? Perfect for everyone from boys to girls, men to women – because let's face it, nobody outgrows potty humor. This gift is the universal language of laughter, guaranteed to tickle even the most discerning funny bone.
Want to pull an epic, safe, harmless prank on your kids or parents? Leave a bar of sudsy poop on the sink and wait for the action. If you’re more into a hands-on gag, enjoy the looks of absolute horror as your friends and family walk in on you washing up for dinner with this gross prank soap. Their shock will be so satisfying, you’ll be stoked to surprise the next innocent mark at home, work, or any public restroom in town!
Shipping Summary:
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–15 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to Canada):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–8 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within Canada:
Once the shipment arrives in Canada, it is handed over to Canada Post for final delivery.
Canada domestic delivery typically takes an additional 2–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within Canada, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.ca with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
Address: 46 Darnborough Way, City: Scarborough, Province: Ontario, Post code: M1W 2G1
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.ca
- Looks Like Crap, Suds Like Soap! Fool Your Friends with Realistic Fake Turd Soap – Chunky Lavender Scented Dookie Surprise Inside
- Giggle-Inducing Gag Gift for Kids and Adults: Lifelike Poop Soap with Mystery Chunks – Perfect for Stocking Stuffers and Secret Santa Shenanigans
- Large and In Charge: 6 Inches of Pure Joking Joy! The Whole Room Will Erupt in Laughter and You’ll Become a Legendary Gift Giver
- Unisex Laughs Galore! Realistic Turd Soap for White Elephant Parties, Costume Pranks, and Dirty Santa Surprises
- Potty Humor Perfected: Handcrafted Prank Soap for Harmless Safe Pranking on April Fools Day or Just for Laughs – Ideal for Boys, Girls, Men, and Women
- Color: Brown
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: NEWPOO2.0
- Size: 8 Ounce (Pack of 1)
- Style: Chunky Fake Poop Soap
Wait 'Til You Get Your Hands On This Turd!
Behold, the soap that'll make you do a double take! It's not just any turd – it's a masterpiece of deception, a lavender-scented, handcrafted wonder that'll leave you questioning reality.
Marvel at its lumpy, poo-like perfection, complete with mystery chunks that'll keep you guessing. We spared no detail in creating the most authentic fake poop soap ever imagined.
Need your doo-doo soap to be extra, ahem, substantial? This colossal creation stretches 6 inches long and 1 ¾ inches wide – because when it comes to poop-shaped soap, size does matter, folks!
Looking for a gift that'll crack up even the sternest of faces? Look no further! This crap-tastic delight is perfect for stocking stuffers, Secret Santa shenanigans, birthdays, and Easter baskets. Brace yourselves for howls of laughter, folks – legendary gift giver status: unlocked.
But wait, there's more! This gender-neutral gem isn't just for your average gift exchange. It's the ultimate trump card for White Elephant parties, costume party grab bags, Yankee Swap madness, and Dirty Santa showdowns. After all, who doesn't love a good poop joke? Perfect for everyone from boys to girls, men to women – because let's face it, nobody outgrows potty humor. This gift is the universal language of laughter, guaranteed to tickle even the most discerning funny bone.
Want to pull an epic, safe, harmless prank on your kids or parents? Leave a bar of sudsy poop on the sink and wait for the action. If you’re more into a hands-on gag, enjoy the looks of absolute horror as your friends and family walk in on you washing up for dinner with this gross prank soap. Their shock will be so satisfying, you’ll be stoked to surprise the next innocent mark at home, work, or any public restroom in town!
Shipping Summary:
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–15 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to Canada):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–8 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within Canada:
Once the shipment arrives in Canada, it is handed over to Canada Post for final delivery.
Canada domestic delivery typically takes an additional 2–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within Canada, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.ca with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
Address: 46 Darnborough Way, City: Scarborough, Province: Ontario, Post code: M1W 2G1
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.ca
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