Maad Life With A Fat Pussy - Funny Gift for Cat Lovers, White Elephant Idea - Includes 12 Colored Pencils - Adult Coloring Book
- 32 pages of intricate fat-cat-themed illustrations with funny captions, ready to color with pencils, markers, watercolors, or crayons.
- Includes a set of color pencils to let you get started right away.
- A fun gift for anyone who loves fleshy felines and/or coloring!
- Coloring is an excellent stress-reliever and creative release.
- SATISFACTION GUARANTEED - If you are not happy with your purchase for any reason, we will issue a full refund.
- Color: White
- Manufacturer: Maad Brands
- Part Number: 3
- Size: 13 Piece Set
- Style: Fat Cat
Face it - many of us are intrigued by portly pussy cats, and there are hundreds of “fat cat” memes to prove it. This delightful coloring book celebrates the chubby kitteh with 32 fun illustrations, ranging from very complex to less-so. Each page features a meme-inspired caption, such as “This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat”, “I’m not fat, I’m easy to see”, “Of course I’m in shape - Round is a shape”, “My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunch & a crunch - it’s called lunch”, plus 28 more giggle-worthy plump kitty quips.
Coloring is a wonderful, low-tech way to take a meditative break from the mind-numbing electronic devices and do something tangible that won’t disappear due to dead batteries or internet outages. It’s a perfect multi-tasking activity while enjoying your favorite music, watching TV, listening to your cat’s latest commentary, or just being in the moment. Let your inner creative spirit run free as you create some wonderfully satisfying - and FUN - pieces of “inspirational” fat-cat-themed art.
MAAD’s Coloring Book for Adults Who Love Fat Cats… and Coloring is a wonderfully thoughtful novelty gift for anyone in your life who loves the pudgy pussy cats, and who could benefit from a little coloring fix now and then. As an added bonus, the title “Life With A Fat Pussy” is sure to get some good laughs. This unique book and color pencil set makes an ideal holiday stocking-stuffer, an awesome white elephant gift, and an extra-fun gift for birthdays or any special occasion, including “just because”.
And when is the last time you treated YOURSELF to a fun gift? Maybe it’s time. So relax in your comfy clothes, put on some tunes or a good movie, and color! It’s good for you! We promise!
Shipping Summary:
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=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
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=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
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=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
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=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
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=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
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=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
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=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
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=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
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=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
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=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
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=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
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=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
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=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
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=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
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=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
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=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
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=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
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=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
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=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
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=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
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Certain items are not eligible for return:
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=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
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=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
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=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
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=> Customized or personalized products.
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=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
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Refund Policy
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=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
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=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
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=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
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=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
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=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
- 32 pages of intricate fat-cat-themed illustrations with funny captions, ready to color with pencils, markers, watercolors, or crayons.
- Includes a set of color pencils to let you get started right away.
- A fun gift for anyone who loves fleshy felines and/or coloring!
- Coloring is an excellent stress-reliever and creative release.
- SATISFACTION GUARANTEED - If you are not happy with your purchase for any reason, we will issue a full refund.
- Color: White
- Manufacturer: Maad Brands
- Part Number: 3
- Size: 13 Piece Set
- Style: Fat Cat
Face it - many of us are intrigued by portly pussy cats, and there are hundreds of “fat cat” memes to prove it. This delightful coloring book celebrates the chubby kitteh with 32 fun illustrations, ranging from very complex to less-so. Each page features a meme-inspired caption, such as “This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat”, “I’m not fat, I’m easy to see”, “Of course I’m in shape - Round is a shape”, “My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunch & a crunch - it’s called lunch”, plus 28 more giggle-worthy plump kitty quips.
Coloring is a wonderful, low-tech way to take a meditative break from the mind-numbing electronic devices and do something tangible that won’t disappear due to dead batteries or internet outages. It’s a perfect multi-tasking activity while enjoying your favorite music, watching TV, listening to your cat’s latest commentary, or just being in the moment. Let your inner creative spirit run free as you create some wonderfully satisfying - and FUN - pieces of “inspirational” fat-cat-themed art.
MAAD’s Coloring Book for Adults Who Love Fat Cats… and Coloring is a wonderfully thoughtful novelty gift for anyone in your life who loves the pudgy pussy cats, and who could benefit from a little coloring fix now and then. As an added bonus, the title “Life With A Fat Pussy” is sure to get some good laughs. This unique book and color pencil set makes an ideal holiday stocking-stuffer, an awesome white elephant gift, and an extra-fun gift for birthdays or any special occasion, including “just because”.
And when is the last time you treated YOURSELF to a fun gift? Maybe it’s time. So relax in your comfy clothes, put on some tunes or a good movie, and color! It’s good for you! We promise!
Shipping Summary:
-
=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
-
=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
-
=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
-
=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
-
=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
-
=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
-
=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
-
=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
-
=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
-
=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
-
=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
-
=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
-
=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
-
=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
-
=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
-
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
-
=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
-
=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
-
=> Customized or personalized products.
-
=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
-
=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
-
=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
-
=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
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