Just Sh*t in a Public Restroom Stress Putty - Funny Gross Bathroom Joke - Novelty Therapy Putty for Travel Lovers - Red, Fidget Toy
- BECAUSE HOLDING STRESS IN REEKS – Holding onto stress is like walking into a nasty public bathroom with a peeker threatening to emerge. You tense up, break into a nervous sweat, and start behaving irrationally, often affecting innocents who happen upon the seen. Don’t let stress ruin your day; squeeze and squish Public Restroom Putty through your hands until you’ve released that uncomfortable load of tension.
- STRESS RELIEF AT YOUR FINGERTIPS – When a sh*tty day has soiled your mood, grab some Just Sh*t In A Public Restroom Stress Putty and flush away that foul mood.
- FUNNY POOP GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION – This awesome gift for teens and adults is great for any special occasion, including birthdays, holidays, or just because someone could use cheering up after hovering over the world's grossest toilet. This wickedly funny novelty putty is also fantastic for stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, and grab bag prizes.
- WACKY STOCKING STUFFER IDEA FOR TRAVELERS – Everyone gets stressed out from time to time, so Public Restroom Fidget Putty is a perfect choice for friends and family. Not only is it a goofy surprise to find in a stocking, but it’s also useful for relaxing away anxiety through therapeutic play when they’re forced to deal with other people’s crap.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you soften the specially-formulated, red putty by squeezing and stretching it in your hands. You’ll feel so much better after you dump a load of stresso.
- Color: Red
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: GEARS-P-RESTROOM-PTY
Just Sh*t In A Public Restroom Stress Putty
Be Prepared When Stress is Splattered All Over the Place
Just Sh*t In A Public Restroom Fidget Putty comes in an unsettling, but hilarious tin that will make you giggle when the stuff hits the stall. It’s compact enough to fit in a desk, purse, glove compartment, or cabinet at home, school, or the office. When you have stress that just won’t quit, take out the putty and drop that tension like a brown trout in the public pool. The worries of the day will squish through your fingers wherever stress leaks out, and you’ll walk away feeling relaxed and collected in a way that only comes from playing with high quality stress relief toys for adults.
This crazy poop gift is the perfect gender neutral gift for frequent travelers or buddies with small bladders. Surprise friends and family with bright red stress putty that can help them dump daily stress wherever life takes them. It’s a gut-busting addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or office gift exchanges. It also makes an awesome Halloween party favor or costume contest prize!
Tin measures approx. 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.
Shipping Summary:
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=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
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=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
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=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
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=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
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=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
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=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
-
=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
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=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
-
=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
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=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
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=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
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=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
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=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
-
=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
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=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
-
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
-
=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
-
=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
-
=> Customized or personalized products.
-
=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
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=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
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=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
-
=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
- BECAUSE HOLDING STRESS IN REEKS – Holding onto stress is like walking into a nasty public bathroom with a peeker threatening to emerge. You tense up, break into a nervous sweat, and start behaving irrationally, often affecting innocents who happen upon the seen. Don’t let stress ruin your day; squeeze and squish Public Restroom Putty through your hands until you’ve released that uncomfortable load of tension.
- STRESS RELIEF AT YOUR FINGERTIPS – When a sh*tty day has soiled your mood, grab some Just Sh*t In A Public Restroom Stress Putty and flush away that foul mood.
- FUNNY POOP GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION – This awesome gift for teens and adults is great for any special occasion, including birthdays, holidays, or just because someone could use cheering up after hovering over the world's grossest toilet. This wickedly funny novelty putty is also fantastic for stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, and grab bag prizes.
- WACKY STOCKING STUFFER IDEA FOR TRAVELERS – Everyone gets stressed out from time to time, so Public Restroom Fidget Putty is a perfect choice for friends and family. Not only is it a goofy surprise to find in a stocking, but it’s also useful for relaxing away anxiety through therapeutic play when they’re forced to deal with other people’s crap.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you soften the specially-formulated, red putty by squeezing and stretching it in your hands. You’ll feel so much better after you dump a load of stresso.
- Color: Red
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: GEARS-P-RESTROOM-PTY
Just Sh*t In A Public Restroom Stress Putty
Be Prepared When Stress is Splattered All Over the Place
Just Sh*t In A Public Restroom Fidget Putty comes in an unsettling, but hilarious tin that will make you giggle when the stuff hits the stall. It’s compact enough to fit in a desk, purse, glove compartment, or cabinet at home, school, or the office. When you have stress that just won’t quit, take out the putty and drop that tension like a brown trout in the public pool. The worries of the day will squish through your fingers wherever stress leaks out, and you’ll walk away feeling relaxed and collected in a way that only comes from playing with high quality stress relief toys for adults.
This crazy poop gift is the perfect gender neutral gift for frequent travelers or buddies with small bladders. Surprise friends and family with bright red stress putty that can help them dump daily stress wherever life takes them. It’s a gut-busting addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or office gift exchanges. It also makes an awesome Halloween party favor or costume contest prize!
Tin measures approx. 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.
Shipping Summary:
-
=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
-
=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
-
=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
-
=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
-
=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
-
=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
-
=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
-
=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
-
=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
-
=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
-
=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
-
=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
-
=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
-
=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
-
=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
-
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
-
=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
-
=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
-
=> Customized or personalized products.
-
=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
-
=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
-
=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
-
=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
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