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- WORK OUT THOSE ISSUES, BRO - We all know that if all that stress goes unchecked, it can lead to some bad life choices, like wearing Hawaiian shirts at work and eating discounted grocery store sushi. Instant Therapy Putty makes sure you have a fun way to relax, before things really go south.
- CHEAPER THAN A SHRINK – Going to the shrink as often as you have an issue is expensive. You can barely afford your morning coffee as it is. Instant Therapy Putty is the cost-effective way to work through life's little issues. Think of it as the poor man’s Frasier Crane or Dr. Phil. When life gets too overwhelming, squeeze your way to cool and collected.
- YES, YOU’RE CRAZY, BUT SO IS EVERYONE ELSE – The old adage goes that if you think you’re crazy then you probably aren’t. Bad news. You’re nuts, just like everyone else. Grab some Instant Therapy Putty and watch the neurosis float away.
- BUY MULTIPLE TINS, AND IT’S LIKE GROUP THERAPY – If there is one thing crazy likes, it’s friends. Instant Therapy Putty makes a great gift for friends and family. We’re all a little dysfunctional, so everyone will love squeezing away the stress with our pearlized copper Instant Therapy Putty.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you loosen the putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands. It’s basically a psychoanalyst in a tin that fits into your desk drawer or purse for immediate relief whenever you need it.
- Color: Copper
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Model Number: GEARS-THERAPY-PTTY
- Part Number: GEARS-THERAPY-PTTY
Instant Therapy Putty
It’s way cheaper than a shrink!
We all wish we could spend thousands of dollars a month to talk with professional therapists about what’s going on in our lives. Instant Therapy Putty is like spending an hour on a psychiatrist’s couch talking about how mom never did like your favorite shoes. Trauma!!
Life is stressful. We all do things we regret and have deep-seated issues that impact us every day. Psychoanalysis on the fly gets expensive, but now you can take the healing process into your own hands…for less! Stress is one of the leading causes of screwed-upness (technical term), so relieve it with Instant Therapy Putty.
Work out those issues, dude
If there is one thing that life teaches us, it’s that sometimes our biggest problem is ourselves. Maybe the world isn’t out to get me, and I need to simmer down now. When you discover these revelations, it’s bound to impact your mood. Grab your Instant therapy putty, and take out your frustrations on it. You can even call it names, it doesn’t care.
This is a great gift for anyone who’s high-strung, but on a budget. The ones who are constantly drinking coffee and flipping out over the littles stuff, because they could really use a chill pill. They need to relax before their heads explode, or they start talking to the watercooler. Instant Therapy Putty gives them all the benefits of a psychiatrist without all that annoying sharing. It’s a hilariously thoughtful addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, and Christmas stockings.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY – NOT INTENDED AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO PROPER MENTAL HEALTHCARE
Shipping Summary:
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=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
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=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
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=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
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=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
-
=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
-
=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
-
=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
-
=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
-
=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
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=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
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=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
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=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
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=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
-
=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
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=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
-
Certain items are not eligible for return:
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=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
-
=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
-
=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
-
=> Customized or personalized products.
-
=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
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=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
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=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
-
=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
- WORK OUT THOSE ISSUES, BRO - We all know that if all that stress goes unchecked, it can lead to some bad life choices, like wearing Hawaiian shirts at work and eating discounted grocery store sushi. Instant Therapy Putty makes sure you have a fun way to relax, before things really go south.
- CHEAPER THAN A SHRINK – Going to the shrink as often as you have an issue is expensive. You can barely afford your morning coffee as it is. Instant Therapy Putty is the cost-effective way to work through life's little issues. Think of it as the poor man’s Frasier Crane or Dr. Phil. When life gets too overwhelming, squeeze your way to cool and collected.
- YES, YOU’RE CRAZY, BUT SO IS EVERYONE ELSE – The old adage goes that if you think you’re crazy then you probably aren’t. Bad news. You’re nuts, just like everyone else. Grab some Instant Therapy Putty and watch the neurosis float away.
- BUY MULTIPLE TINS, AND IT’S LIKE GROUP THERAPY – If there is one thing crazy likes, it’s friends. Instant Therapy Putty makes a great gift for friends and family. We’re all a little dysfunctional, so everyone will love squeezing away the stress with our pearlized copper Instant Therapy Putty.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you loosen the putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands. It’s basically a psychoanalyst in a tin that fits into your desk drawer or purse for immediate relief whenever you need it.
- Color: Copper
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Model Number: GEARS-THERAPY-PTTY
- Part Number: GEARS-THERAPY-PTTY
Instant Therapy Putty
It’s way cheaper than a shrink!
We all wish we could spend thousands of dollars a month to talk with professional therapists about what’s going on in our lives. Instant Therapy Putty is like spending an hour on a psychiatrist’s couch talking about how mom never did like your favorite shoes. Trauma!!
Life is stressful. We all do things we regret and have deep-seated issues that impact us every day. Psychoanalysis on the fly gets expensive, but now you can take the healing process into your own hands…for less! Stress is one of the leading causes of screwed-upness (technical term), so relieve it with Instant Therapy Putty.
Work out those issues, dude
If there is one thing that life teaches us, it’s that sometimes our biggest problem is ourselves. Maybe the world isn’t out to get me, and I need to simmer down now. When you discover these revelations, it’s bound to impact your mood. Grab your Instant therapy putty, and take out your frustrations on it. You can even call it names, it doesn’t care.
This is a great gift for anyone who’s high-strung, but on a budget. The ones who are constantly drinking coffee and flipping out over the littles stuff, because they could really use a chill pill. They need to relax before their heads explode, or they start talking to the watercooler. Instant Therapy Putty gives them all the benefits of a psychiatrist without all that annoying sharing. It’s a hilariously thoughtful addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, and Christmas stockings.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY – NOT INTENDED AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO PROPER MENTAL HEALTHCARE
Shipping Summary:
-
=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
-
=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
-
=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
-
=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
-
=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
-
=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
-
=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
-
=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
-
=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
-
=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
-
=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
-
=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
-
=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
-
=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
-
=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
-
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
-
=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
-
=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
-
=> Customized or personalized products.
-
=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
-
=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
-
=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
-
=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
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