Hilarious Extra Small-Condoms Gag Gift by Witty Yeti. Super Funny Christmas-Stocking Stuffer or White Elephant Idea. Prank Friends and Family with This Goofy Novelty Practical Joke for Men or-Women.
- GUARANTEED TO GET LAUGHS. Naughty bachelorette party? Co-worker complaining about their love life? Grumpy grandpa who could use some laughs? Went through a divorce and want to shame your ex-husband? They're perfect for everyone!
- PRANK SOMEONE WITH A LITTLE WILLY. Having a teenie weenie has its ups and downs but don’t let that get in the way of a healthy love life. Totally embarrassing and unique gift idea for a birthday, Christmas, April Fool's Day, or Valentine's Day.
- SATISFACTION ASSURED FOR LIFE. We stand behind all of our gag gifts. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- FOR THE PINT-SIZED PRICK. This highly inappropriate and unusual gift features tiny micro condoms that are perfect for men who drive loud motorcycles and people who don’t put their shopping carts back. Ribbed for reduced disappointment!
- SIZE DEFINITELY MATTERS. Since you're hung like a hamster, now you can be a disappointment in and out of bed! With Extra Small Condoms, you can experience intense intimacy and passion. Like hearing her whisper sweet nothings like, "Is it in yet?"
- Color: Multi
- Manufacturer: Witty Yeti's Next Level Pranks & Gag Gifts
- Model Number: Pinky Size
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: XS Condoms Gag Gift
- Size: 5 Count (Pack of 1)
- Style: Latex
Got a boner to pick with someone? Get this hysterical gag gift!
Make your brother, friends or co-workers double over laughing at all of the stupid humor and jokes on this Extra Small Condoms novelty gift. Tons of silly puns and dad jokes. Completely ridiculous, obnoxious and insulting. That's a recipe for the best gift ever! Or treat yourself. Because we all know the real reason you drive a lifted truck.
Wait, can I really use these?
That’s exactly what someone with a tiny pee pee would say! But seriously, please note that these are not actual condoms. The size of the "condom" is 0.74 x 0.94 inches and even if you do somehow manage to fit please do not try to actually use these as condoms.
Are these likely to break?
Each condom is stress-tested by our in-house team of mosquitos and field mice. Extra Small Condoms have undergone rigorous testing to ensure that they probably won’t break most of the time. Plus they're made of super thick rubber so she might even be able to feel it. Now you can experience the familiar feeling of being well below average!
Isn’t this totally body shaming?
Honestly, our schlongs are huge so we don’t really know. But hey, don’t take it so hard all shapes and sizes are beautiful and there’s something for everyone. You'll definitely have the funniest present in the room at your next Secret Santa gift exchange.
What’s in the box?
In addition to more weiner jokes than you'll know what to do with, you will receive 5 mini condoms complete with super funny, high-quality packaging. You can tell yourself they're laughing at the jokes and not your little pecker. Probably.
Satisfaction Assured for Life!
If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!
Shipping Summary:
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=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
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=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
-
=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
-
=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
-
=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
-
=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
-
=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
-
=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
-
=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
-
=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
-
=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
-
=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
-
=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
-
=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
-
=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
-
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
-
=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
-
=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
-
=> Customized or personalized products.
-
=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
-
=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
-
=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
-
=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
- GUARANTEED TO GET LAUGHS. Naughty bachelorette party? Co-worker complaining about their love life? Grumpy grandpa who could use some laughs? Went through a divorce and want to shame your ex-husband? They're perfect for everyone!
- PRANK SOMEONE WITH A LITTLE WILLY. Having a teenie weenie has its ups and downs but don’t let that get in the way of a healthy love life. Totally embarrassing and unique gift idea for a birthday, Christmas, April Fool's Day, or Valentine's Day.
- SATISFACTION ASSURED FOR LIFE. We stand behind all of our gag gifts. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- FOR THE PINT-SIZED PRICK. This highly inappropriate and unusual gift features tiny micro condoms that are perfect for men who drive loud motorcycles and people who don’t put their shopping carts back. Ribbed for reduced disappointment!
- SIZE DEFINITELY MATTERS. Since you're hung like a hamster, now you can be a disappointment in and out of bed! With Extra Small Condoms, you can experience intense intimacy and passion. Like hearing her whisper sweet nothings like, "Is it in yet?"
- Color: Multi
- Manufacturer: Witty Yeti's Next Level Pranks & Gag Gifts
- Model Number: Pinky Size
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: XS Condoms Gag Gift
- Size: 5 Count (Pack of 1)
- Style: Latex
Got a boner to pick with someone? Get this hysterical gag gift!
Make your brother, friends or co-workers double over laughing at all of the stupid humor and jokes on this Extra Small Condoms novelty gift. Tons of silly puns and dad jokes. Completely ridiculous, obnoxious and insulting. That's a recipe for the best gift ever! Or treat yourself. Because we all know the real reason you drive a lifted truck.
Wait, can I really use these?
That’s exactly what someone with a tiny pee pee would say! But seriously, please note that these are not actual condoms. The size of the "condom" is 0.74 x 0.94 inches and even if you do somehow manage to fit please do not try to actually use these as condoms.
Are these likely to break?
Each condom is stress-tested by our in-house team of mosquitos and field mice. Extra Small Condoms have undergone rigorous testing to ensure that they probably won’t break most of the time. Plus they're made of super thick rubber so she might even be able to feel it. Now you can experience the familiar feeling of being well below average!
Isn’t this totally body shaming?
Honestly, our schlongs are huge so we don’t really know. But hey, don’t take it so hard all shapes and sizes are beautiful and there’s something for everyone. You'll definitely have the funniest present in the room at your next Secret Santa gift exchange.
What’s in the box?
In addition to more weiner jokes than you'll know what to do with, you will receive 5 mini condoms complete with super funny, high-quality packaging. You can tell yourself they're laughing at the jokes and not your little pecker. Probably.
Satisfaction Assured for Life!
If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!
Shipping Summary:
-
=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
-
=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
-
=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
-
=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
-
=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
-
=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
-
=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
-
=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
-
=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
-
=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
-
=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
-
=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
-
=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
-
=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
-
=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
-
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
-
=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
-
=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
-
=> Customized or personalized products.
-
=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
-
=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
-
=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
-
=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
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