Hilarious Extra Small-Condoms Gag Gift by Witty Yeti. 2 Pack Funny Christmas-Stocking Stuffer or White Elephant Idea. Prank Friends and Family with This Goofy Novelty Practical Joke for Men or-Women.
- GUARANTEED TO GET LAUGHS. Naughty bachelorette party? Co-worker complaining about their love life? Grumpy grandpa who could use some laughs? Went through a divorce and want to shame your ex-husband? They're perfect for everyone!
- PRANK SOMEONE WITH A LITTLE WILLY. Having a teenie weenie has its ups and downs but don’t let that get in the way of a healthy love life. Totally embarrassing and unique gift idea for a birthday, Christmas, April Fool's Day, or Valentine's Day.
- GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our gag gifts. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- FOR THE PINT-SIZED PRICK. This highly inappropriate and unusual gift features tiny micro condoms that are perfect for men who drive loud motorcycles and people who don’t put their shopping carts back. Ribbed for reduced disappointment!
- SIZE DEFINITELY MATTERS. Since you're hung like a hamster, now you can be a disappointment in and out of bed! With Extra Small Condoms, you can experience intense intimacy and passion. Like hearing her whisper sweet nothings like, "Is it in yet?"
- Color: Multi
- Manufacturer: Witty Yeti's Next Level Pranks & Gag Gifts
- Model Number: Pinky Size
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: XS Condoms Gag Gift
- Size: 5 Count (Pack of 2)
- Style: Compact
Got a boner to pick with someone? Get this hysterical gag gift!
Make your brother, friends or boyfriend double over laughing at all of the stupid humor and jokes on this Extra Small Condoms novelty gift. Tons of silly puns and dad jokes. Completely ridiculous, obnoxious and insulting. That's a recipe for the best gift ever! Or treat yourself. Because we all know the real reason you drive a lifted truck.
Wait, can I really use these?
That’s exactly what someone with a tiny pee pee would say! But seriously, these are not actual condoms. The size of the ""condom"" is 0.74 x 0.94 inches and even if you do somehow manage to fit please do not try to actually use these as condoms.
Are these likely to break?
Each condom is stress-tested by our in house team of mosquitos and field mice. Extra Small Condoms have undergone rigorous testing to ensure that they probably won’t break most of the time. Plus they're made of super thick rubber so she might even be able to feel it. Now you can experience the familiar feeling of being well below average!
Isn’t this totally body shaming?
Honestly, our schlongs are huge so we don’t really know. But hey, don’t take it so hard all shapes and sizes are beautiful and there’s something for everyone. You'll definitely have the funniest present in the room at your next Secret Santa gift exchange or swap.
What’s in the box?
In addition to more weiner jokes than you'll know what to do with, you will receive 2 packs of XS condoms complete with tons of jokes and high-quality packaging. You can tell yourself they're laughing at the jokes and not your little pecker. Probably.
Satisfaction Assured for Life!
If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!
Shipping Summary:
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–15 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to Canada):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–8 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within Canada:
Once the shipment arrives in Canada, it is handed over to Canada Post for final delivery.
Canada domestic delivery typically takes an additional 2–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within Canada, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.ca with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
Address: 46 Darnborough Way, City: Scarborough, Province: Ontario, Post code: M1W 2G1
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.ca
- GUARANTEED TO GET LAUGHS. Naughty bachelorette party? Co-worker complaining about their love life? Grumpy grandpa who could use some laughs? Went through a divorce and want to shame your ex-husband? They're perfect for everyone!
- PRANK SOMEONE WITH A LITTLE WILLY. Having a teenie weenie has its ups and downs but don’t let that get in the way of a healthy love life. Totally embarrassing and unique gift idea for a birthday, Christmas, April Fool's Day, or Valentine's Day.
- GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our gag gifts. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- FOR THE PINT-SIZED PRICK. This highly inappropriate and unusual gift features tiny micro condoms that are perfect for men who drive loud motorcycles and people who don’t put their shopping carts back. Ribbed for reduced disappointment!
- SIZE DEFINITELY MATTERS. Since you're hung like a hamster, now you can be a disappointment in and out of bed! With Extra Small Condoms, you can experience intense intimacy and passion. Like hearing her whisper sweet nothings like, "Is it in yet?"
- Color: Multi
- Manufacturer: Witty Yeti's Next Level Pranks & Gag Gifts
- Model Number: Pinky Size
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: XS Condoms Gag Gift
- Size: 5 Count (Pack of 2)
- Style: Compact
Got a boner to pick with someone? Get this hysterical gag gift!
Make your brother, friends or boyfriend double over laughing at all of the stupid humor and jokes on this Extra Small Condoms novelty gift. Tons of silly puns and dad jokes. Completely ridiculous, obnoxious and insulting. That's a recipe for the best gift ever! Or treat yourself. Because we all know the real reason you drive a lifted truck.
Wait, can I really use these?
That’s exactly what someone with a tiny pee pee would say! But seriously, these are not actual condoms. The size of the ""condom"" is 0.74 x 0.94 inches and even if you do somehow manage to fit please do not try to actually use these as condoms.
Are these likely to break?
Each condom is stress-tested by our in house team of mosquitos and field mice. Extra Small Condoms have undergone rigorous testing to ensure that they probably won’t break most of the time. Plus they're made of super thick rubber so she might even be able to feel it. Now you can experience the familiar feeling of being well below average!
Isn’t this totally body shaming?
Honestly, our schlongs are huge so we don’t really know. But hey, don’t take it so hard all shapes and sizes are beautiful and there’s something for everyone. You'll definitely have the funniest present in the room at your next Secret Santa gift exchange or swap.
What’s in the box?
In addition to more weiner jokes than you'll know what to do with, you will receive 2 packs of XS condoms complete with tons of jokes and high-quality packaging. You can tell yourself they're laughing at the jokes and not your little pecker. Probably.
Satisfaction Assured for Life!
If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!
Shipping Summary:
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–15 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to Canada):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–8 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within Canada:
Once the shipment arrives in Canada, it is handed over to Canada Post for final delivery.
Canada domestic delivery typically takes an additional 2–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within Canada, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.ca with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
Address: 46 Darnborough Way, City: Scarborough, Province: Ontario, Post code: M1W 2G1
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.ca
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