Got Crabs Soothing Stress Putty - Funny Therapy Putty Ocean Humor, Fidget Toy, Red, Metal Tin
- SEASIDE OR LANDLOCKED, IT’S GOOD IF YOU GOT CRABS – Whether you’re stressing about high seas or just can’t wait to get to the nearest beach, you don’t have to worry if you Got Crabs Soothing Stress Putty. Calm your nerves with a handful of crabs and relax away the tension.
- SQUISHY CRABS PUTTY STRESS TOY WON’T DRY OUT – When you Got Crabs, you’ll be able to enjoy that crazy sensation as long as you want, because it won’t dry out. Our extraordinary putties are legendary for remaining squishy and squeezy even in open air for ridiculous lengths of time!
- SOOTHING THERAPY IN A TIN GOES WHEREVER STRESS CREEPS UP ON YOU – You just don’t know where you’ll be when something gets on your nerves and makes your skin crawl. When tension and anxiety creep up on you, this compact therapy in a tin is a soothing remedy. It easily fits into your desk drawer, gym bag, car console, or purse so you can stop any unsettling, icky feelings in their tracks.
- FUNNY CRABS GAG GIFT FOR MEN AND WOMEN – Got Crabs Stress Putty is a perfect stocking stuffer or Christmas gift for friends and family. Not sure what to give your husband? He’ll be stoked you Got Crabs and thought to give him some too. This weird gift a thoughtful idea for everyone on your list. Nobody forgets where they Got Crabs!
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO RELAX SLOWLY AND RELIEVE TENSION – Release stress as you loosen the putty by kneading and stretching it in your hands. The more you work it, the softer and more soothing it gets.
- Color: Red
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: Crabs-Putty
Got Crabs Stress Putty
If you’ve had enough and find that you’re stressed to the max, chances are all you need is to get crabs. Got Crabs Soothing Stress Putty is the bright red therapy dough made to relieve tension whenever anxiety creeps up on you unexpectedly.
Go Ahead and Give Crabs to Everyone!This unique stress toy for adults is a load of laughs. Folks will be so excited to receive such a crazy novelty putty. You’ll quickly become a legend, because they’re sure to tell everyone they Got Crabs from you!
Got Crabs Putty is a funny gag gift to give your friends and family with a warped sense of humor. The gift of laughter is priceless no matter what the occasion. You can count on a chuckle fest when this wild fidget toy becomes a weird birthday gift, stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, Secret Santa present part, or is just given to brighten someone’s day!
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY
Shipping Summary:
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=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
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=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
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=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
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=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
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=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
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=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
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=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
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=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
-
=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
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=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
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=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
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=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
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=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
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=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
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=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
-
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
-
=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
-
=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
-
=> Customized or personalized products.
-
=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
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=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
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=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
-
=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
- SEASIDE OR LANDLOCKED, IT’S GOOD IF YOU GOT CRABS – Whether you’re stressing about high seas or just can’t wait to get to the nearest beach, you don’t have to worry if you Got Crabs Soothing Stress Putty. Calm your nerves with a handful of crabs and relax away the tension.
- SQUISHY CRABS PUTTY STRESS TOY WON’T DRY OUT – When you Got Crabs, you’ll be able to enjoy that crazy sensation as long as you want, because it won’t dry out. Our extraordinary putties are legendary for remaining squishy and squeezy even in open air for ridiculous lengths of time!
- SOOTHING THERAPY IN A TIN GOES WHEREVER STRESS CREEPS UP ON YOU – You just don’t know where you’ll be when something gets on your nerves and makes your skin crawl. When tension and anxiety creep up on you, this compact therapy in a tin is a soothing remedy. It easily fits into your desk drawer, gym bag, car console, or purse so you can stop any unsettling, icky feelings in their tracks.
- FUNNY CRABS GAG GIFT FOR MEN AND WOMEN – Got Crabs Stress Putty is a perfect stocking stuffer or Christmas gift for friends and family. Not sure what to give your husband? He’ll be stoked you Got Crabs and thought to give him some too. This weird gift a thoughtful idea for everyone on your list. Nobody forgets where they Got Crabs!
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO RELAX SLOWLY AND RELIEVE TENSION – Release stress as you loosen the putty by kneading and stretching it in your hands. The more you work it, the softer and more soothing it gets.
- Color: Red
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: Crabs-Putty
Got Crabs Stress Putty
If you’ve had enough and find that you’re stressed to the max, chances are all you need is to get crabs. Got Crabs Soothing Stress Putty is the bright red therapy dough made to relieve tension whenever anxiety creeps up on you unexpectedly.
Go Ahead and Give Crabs to Everyone!This unique stress toy for adults is a load of laughs. Folks will be so excited to receive such a crazy novelty putty. You’ll quickly become a legend, because they’re sure to tell everyone they Got Crabs from you!
Got Crabs Putty is a funny gag gift to give your friends and family with a warped sense of humor. The gift of laughter is priceless no matter what the occasion. You can count on a chuckle fest when this wild fidget toy becomes a weird birthday gift, stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, Secret Santa present part, or is just given to brighten someone’s day!
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY
Shipping Summary:
-
=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
-
=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
-
=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
-
=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
-
=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
-
=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
-
=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
-
=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
-
=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
-
=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
-
=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
-
=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
-
=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
-
=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
-
=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
-
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
-
=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
-
=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
-
=> Customized or personalized products.
-
=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
-
=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
-
=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
-
=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
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