Gnometastic Mini Gnomes - Middle Finger Gnome 3.5in, Double Bird Gnome - Naughty Garden Gnome for Fairy Garden, Funny Garden Gnomes Decoration for Yard, Outdoor Lawn Ornament and Home Decor
- Gnometastic The Original Double Bird Gnome, 3.5" inch Tall - Middle Finger Garden Gnome Figurine Accessories for Fairy Garden, Terrarium, Planter or Home Decor
- NAUGHTY GNOME MINIATURE: tiny and rude, angry gnome is flipping both birds to everything - the cat, irritating neighbors, drunken gnomes, gossipy garden fairies, dogs, and the squirrel. He's saying louder than words "Go Away"
- MEET THE GNOME MINI: We took our favorite (slightly offensive, odd and often inappropriate) funny knomes and shrunk them down. Small gnomes figurines 3 to 5 inches easily fit into planter pots, fairy garden and terrarium accessories, lawn and home decorations or desk toys for adults. We suggest giving them as gifts to your friends, mom and dad, stoners or a funny gag gift for adults.
- MEASUREMENTS: Stands 3.5" inches Tall x 1.5* inches Wide | Mini gnome figurine weighs 2.6 ounces | Made from Poly Resin. Weather Resistant
- SAFETY TESTED: Certified Lead Free Paint. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome Figurine is Hand Painted with Detailed Accents | Made in China. Designed in the USA
- Color: Double Bird
- Manufacturer: 203 Brands, Inc
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: 203B-GN-MINI-DB
- Size: 3in
- Style: Double Bird
Gnometastic Double Bird Gnome, 3.5in Tall Mini Garden Gnome Figurine - Naughty, Small Gnome Garden Statue for Fairy Garden, Indoor, Outdoor Decoration - The Original Double Bird Gnome, 3.5" inch Gnome Mini - Middle Finger Garden Gnome for Fairy Garden, Terrarium, Planter or Home Decor - Introducing the Double Bird Gnome Miniature Figurine. This tiny gnome has the same bad attitude: angry, rude, offensive and downright inappropriate for some audiences. This little gnome dislikes cats, squirrels and yappy dogs. He has added fairies, fairy garden parties and neighbors to the list of people and things that piss him off. Use as a cheeky home decoration, funny garden decor, funny desk accessory or desk toy for adults. Funny decoration for your yard, porch, home or office. Do you love knomes or know someone who does? Our gnome will make a fantastic pothead gifts for stoners. Gnometastic represents not just funny lawn ornaments but a lifestyle. Our Garden Gnomes have charisma, attitude and just a whole lotta in your face Awesome (and a lil bit tacky). Embrace your inner love of novelty, weird and gag gifts! Proudly display your Gnometastic Gnomes - it's not just a funny lawn gnome - it's art. These quirky little guys will make a hilarious decoration to any landscape they adorn - indoor and outdoor: garden decor, the kitchen, work or home office, the bathroom (?!), just about anywhere! If you have an appreciation for funny garden gnomes, or just possess an inappropriate, offbeat sense of humor, our gnomes will appeal to you and make great gifts for your family and friends and their friends! (Enemies too, but we take no responsibility for that one!) Stands 3.5" inches Tall x 1.5" inches Wide | Mini gnome figurine weighs 3 ounces | Made from Poly Resin. Weather Resistant. | Safety Tested: Complies with CA Proposition 65. Made from Polyresin. Made in China, Designed in the USA.
Shipping Summary:
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=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
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=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
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=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
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=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
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=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
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=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
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=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
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=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
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=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
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=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
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=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
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=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
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=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
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=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
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=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
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=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
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=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
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=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
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=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
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Certain items are not eligible for return:
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=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
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=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
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=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
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=> Customized or personalized products.
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=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
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Refund Policy
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=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
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=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
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=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
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=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
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=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
- Gnometastic The Original Double Bird Gnome, 3.5" inch Tall - Middle Finger Garden Gnome Figurine Accessories for Fairy Garden, Terrarium, Planter or Home Decor
- NAUGHTY GNOME MINIATURE: tiny and rude, angry gnome is flipping both birds to everything - the cat, irritating neighbors, drunken gnomes, gossipy garden fairies, dogs, and the squirrel. He's saying louder than words "Go Away"
- MEET THE GNOME MINI: We took our favorite (slightly offensive, odd and often inappropriate) funny knomes and shrunk them down. Small gnomes figurines 3 to 5 inches easily fit into planter pots, fairy garden and terrarium accessories, lawn and home decorations or desk toys for adults. We suggest giving them as gifts to your friends, mom and dad, stoners or a funny gag gift for adults.
- MEASUREMENTS: Stands 3.5" inches Tall x 1.5* inches Wide | Mini gnome figurine weighs 2.6 ounces | Made from Poly Resin. Weather Resistant
- SAFETY TESTED: Certified Lead Free Paint. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome Figurine is Hand Painted with Detailed Accents | Made in China. Designed in the USA
- Color: Double Bird
- Manufacturer: 203 Brands, Inc
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: 203B-GN-MINI-DB
- Size: 3in
- Style: Double Bird
Gnometastic Double Bird Gnome, 3.5in Tall Mini Garden Gnome Figurine - Naughty, Small Gnome Garden Statue for Fairy Garden, Indoor, Outdoor Decoration - The Original Double Bird Gnome, 3.5" inch Gnome Mini - Middle Finger Garden Gnome for Fairy Garden, Terrarium, Planter or Home Decor - Introducing the Double Bird Gnome Miniature Figurine. This tiny gnome has the same bad attitude: angry, rude, offensive and downright inappropriate for some audiences. This little gnome dislikes cats, squirrels and yappy dogs. He has added fairies, fairy garden parties and neighbors to the list of people and things that piss him off. Use as a cheeky home decoration, funny garden decor, funny desk accessory or desk toy for adults. Funny decoration for your yard, porch, home or office. Do you love knomes or know someone who does? Our gnome will make a fantastic pothead gifts for stoners. Gnometastic represents not just funny lawn ornaments but a lifestyle. Our Garden Gnomes have charisma, attitude and just a whole lotta in your face Awesome (and a lil bit tacky). Embrace your inner love of novelty, weird and gag gifts! Proudly display your Gnometastic Gnomes - it's not just a funny lawn gnome - it's art. These quirky little guys will make a hilarious decoration to any landscape they adorn - indoor and outdoor: garden decor, the kitchen, work or home office, the bathroom (?!), just about anywhere! If you have an appreciation for funny garden gnomes, or just possess an inappropriate, offbeat sense of humor, our gnomes will appeal to you and make great gifts for your family and friends and their friends! (Enemies too, but we take no responsibility for that one!) Stands 3.5" inches Tall x 1.5" inches Wide | Mini gnome figurine weighs 3 ounces | Made from Poly Resin. Weather Resistant. | Safety Tested: Complies with CA Proposition 65. Made from Polyresin. Made in China, Designed in the USA.
Shipping Summary:
-
=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
-
=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
-
=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
-
=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
-
=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
-
=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
-
=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
-
=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
-
=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
-
=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
-
=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
-
=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
-
=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
-
=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
-
=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
-
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
-
=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
-
=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
-
=> Customized or personalized products.
-
=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
-
=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
-
=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
-
=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
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