GIANTmicrobes Tainted Love Themed Gift Box, STIs, STDs, Medical Gag Gifts Funny, Obgyn Gifts for Doctors, Midwife Gifts, Plush Keychain

Brand: GIANT MICROBES Sold By: Everymarket
$67.86 In Stock
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GIANTmicrobes Tainted Love Themed Gift Box, STIs, STDs, Medical Gag Gifts Funny, Obgyn Gifts for Doctors, Midwife Gifts, Plush Keychain

GIANTmicrobes Tainted Love Themed Gift Box, STI...

$67.86

Product Details
  • EMPOWER, UPLIFT and FEEL GOOD: These Tainted Love microbes may take your tears and that’s not nearly all. They’ll brighten your day if any tainted love does come your way. Spread the love and quirky energy to all your friends and family with this gag gift.
  • EDUCATIONAL and ANATOMICAL: Educational box set includes 3” plush keychain representations of Herpes, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, HPV and Syphilis. Educational information on back. Smart sex education gifts provide a unique, fun, and memorable way to learn about reproductive health and biology.
  • PREMIUM QUALITY and DESIGN: GIANTmicrobes has been developing and manufacturing high quality plush health and biology products for over 20 years. Our Tainted Love Themed Gift Box is designed and crafted with medical advisors and scientific expertise, using durable, beautiful, quality, non-toxic materials that are safety tested to the highest global standards. Parents, students, educators, public health experts and healthcare professionals are assured they are in very good hands with GIANTmicrobes.
  • EMOTIONAL SUPPORT: These infection prevention gifts will serve as your new emotional support companion when the going gets tough. These plush STI keychains offer a comforting presence, reminding you to prioritize your sexual health while reducing stigma and encouraging open conversations about wellness. Also, their the perfect science keychains for OBGYNs, nurses, doctors, public health enthusiasts, and other healthcare workers to help ease the tension for patients.
  • EMOTIONAL SUPPORT: These infection prevention gifts will serve as your new emotional support companion when the going gets tough. These plush STI keychains offer a comforting presence, reminding you to prioritize your sexual health while reducing stigma and encouraging open conversations about wellness. Also, their the perfect science keychains for OBGYNs, nurses, doctors, public health enthusiasts, and other healthcare workers to help ease the tension for patients.
  • THOUGHTFUL and FUN ACCESSORIES: These STI keychains serve as funny gag gifts, adding a quirky twist to any occasion and sparking laughs while promoting awareness about sexual health! Elevate your style with this set of 5 keychains featuring Herpes, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, HPV and Syphilis designs. Perfect for adding a splash of personality to your backpack, keys, lanyards and more! Ideal for science enthusiasts, healthcare professionals, medical students, and anyone looking to express their love for microbiology and health in a fun way.
  • POST-SURGERY and GET WELL GIFT: Looking for unique feel good gifts? These delightful accessories serve as a cheerful reminder of recovery and resilience, making them the perfect comforting after surgery gifts for friends or loved ones healing from surgery. A thoughtful way to brighten their day and celebrate their wellness journey!
  • HEALTHCARE PROFESSIONAL GIFT: Makes thoughtful doctor gifts, student nurse gifts, OBGYN gifts, cardiologist gifts and more. Also, is a fun health themed gift for anyone who is fascinated by public health!
  • ENCOURAGES HEALTH AWARENESS: These keychains aren’t just cute accessories – they’re powerful tools for promoting health awareness! Each plush keychain opens the door to important discussions about the value of getting tested, understanding your status, and promoting overall sexual health. Keep them close to inspire yourself and others to prioritize health and well-being! Perfect health education and awareness tool for anyone who wants to encourage discussion and spark conversation.

  • Color: Multicolor
  • Manufacturer: Giantmicrobes
  • Model Number: GMUS-BX-0101
  • Package Quantity: 1
  • Part Number: GMUS-BX-0101
  • Size: 5 Count (Pack of 1)
  • Style: Modern

GIANTmicrobes Tainted Love Themed Gift Box, STIs, STDs, Medical Gag Gifts Funny, Obgyn Gifts for Doctors, Midwife Gifts, Plush Keychain

Shipping Summary:

We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.

Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.

Shipping Time & Methods

Estimated Delivery Time: 10–15 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.

  • Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.

  • International Transit (US to Canada):
    Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
    Average international transit time is 4–8 business days.

  • Domestic Delivery within Canada:
    Once the shipment arrives in Canada, it is handed over to Canada Post for final delivery.
    Canada domestic delivery typically takes an additional 2–4 business days.

Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.

Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.


Tracking Information

You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.


Delivery Information

Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within Canada, with the exception of P.O. boxes.

In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.

Overview

We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.


Order Cancellations

Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:

  1. Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.

  2. Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.

If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.

Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.


Return Policy

Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to begin the process.


How to Initiate a Return

  1. Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.ca with your order number and reason for the return.

  2. If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.

  3. Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.

  4. Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.


Defective or Damaged Products

If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.


Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)

Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.


Items Not Eligible for Return

  • Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)

  • Gift cards and prepaid game cards

  • Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items

  • Customized or personalized products

  • Items with special shipping restrictions


Refund Process

Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.


Exchanges

To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.


Return Address

EveryMarket Customer Service

Address: 46 Darnborough Way, City: Scarborough, Province: Ontario, Post code: M1W 2G1


Customer Support

Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.ca

  • EMPOWER, UPLIFT and FEEL GOOD: These Tainted Love microbes may take your tears and that’s not nearly all. They’ll brighten your day if any tainted love does come your way. Spread the love and quirky energy to all your friends and family with this gag gift.
  • EDUCATIONAL and ANATOMICAL: Educational box set includes 3” plush keychain representations of Herpes, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, HPV and Syphilis. Educational information on back. Smart sex education gifts provide a unique, fun, and memorable way to learn about reproductive health and biology.
  • PREMIUM QUALITY and DESIGN: GIANTmicrobes has been developing and manufacturing high quality plush health and biology products for over 20 years. Our Tainted Love Themed Gift Box is designed and crafted with medical advisors and scientific expertise, using durable, beautiful, quality, non-toxic materials that are safety tested to the highest global standards. Parents, students, educators, public health experts and healthcare professionals are assured they are in very good hands with GIANTmicrobes.
  • EMOTIONAL SUPPORT: These infection prevention gifts will serve as your new emotional support companion when the going gets tough. These plush STI keychains offer a comforting presence, reminding you to prioritize your sexual health while reducing stigma and encouraging open conversations about wellness. Also, their the perfect science keychains for OBGYNs, nurses, doctors, public health enthusiasts, and other healthcare workers to help ease the tension for patients.
  • EMOTIONAL SUPPORT: These infection prevention gifts will serve as your new emotional support companion when the going gets tough. These plush STI keychains offer a comforting presence, reminding you to prioritize your sexual health while reducing stigma and encouraging open conversations about wellness. Also, their the perfect science keychains for OBGYNs, nurses, doctors, public health enthusiasts, and other healthcare workers to help ease the tension for patients.
  • THOUGHTFUL and FUN ACCESSORIES: These STI keychains serve as funny gag gifts, adding a quirky twist to any occasion and sparking laughs while promoting awareness about sexual health! Elevate your style with this set of 5 keychains featuring Herpes, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, HPV and Syphilis designs. Perfect for adding a splash of personality to your backpack, keys, lanyards and more! Ideal for science enthusiasts, healthcare professionals, medical students, and anyone looking to express their love for microbiology and health in a fun way.
  • POST-SURGERY and GET WELL GIFT: Looking for unique feel good gifts? These delightful accessories serve as a cheerful reminder of recovery and resilience, making them the perfect comforting after surgery gifts for friends or loved ones healing from surgery. A thoughtful way to brighten their day and celebrate their wellness journey!
  • HEALTHCARE PROFESSIONAL GIFT: Makes thoughtful doctor gifts, student nurse gifts, OBGYN gifts, cardiologist gifts and more. Also, is a fun health themed gift for anyone who is fascinated by public health!
  • ENCOURAGES HEALTH AWARENESS: These keychains aren’t just cute accessories – they’re powerful tools for promoting health awareness! Each plush keychain opens the door to important discussions about the value of getting tested, understanding your status, and promoting overall sexual health. Keep them close to inspire yourself and others to prioritize health and well-being! Perfect health education and awareness tool for anyone who wants to encourage discussion and spark conversation.

  • Color: Multicolor
  • Manufacturer: Giantmicrobes
  • Model Number: GMUS-BX-0101
  • Package Quantity: 1
  • Part Number: GMUS-BX-0101
  • Size: 5 Count (Pack of 1)
  • Style: Modern

GIANTmicrobes Tainted Love Themed Gift Box, STIs, STDs, Medical Gag Gifts Funny, Obgyn Gifts for Doctors, Midwife Gifts, Plush Keychain

Shipping Summary:

We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.

Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.

Shipping Time & Methods

Estimated Delivery Time: 10–15 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.

  • Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.

  • International Transit (US to Canada):
    Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
    Average international transit time is 4–8 business days.

  • Domestic Delivery within Canada:
    Once the shipment arrives in Canada, it is handed over to Canada Post for final delivery.
    Canada domestic delivery typically takes an additional 2–4 business days.

Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.

Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.


Tracking Information

You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.


Delivery Information

Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within Canada, with the exception of P.O. boxes.

In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.

Overview

We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.


Order Cancellations

Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:

  1. Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.

  2. Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.

If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.

Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.


Return Policy

Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to begin the process.


How to Initiate a Return

  1. Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.ca with your order number and reason for the return.

  2. If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.

  3. Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.

  4. Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.


Defective or Damaged Products

If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.


Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)

Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.


Items Not Eligible for Return

  • Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)

  • Gift cards and prepaid game cards

  • Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items

  • Customized or personalized products

  • Items with special shipping restrictions


Refund Process

Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.


Exchanges

To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.


Return Address

EveryMarket Customer Service

Address: 46 Darnborough Way, City: Scarborough, Province: Ontario, Post code: M1W 2G1


Customer Support

Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.ca

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