Gears Out Fatherhood Stinks Odor Relief Mask - Bad Smells of Parenthood Design - Novelty Oxygen Mask for Dads and Grandfathers - Funny Father's Day Ideas
- FATHERHOOD IS A GREAT, EXCEPT WHEN IT STINKS…LITERALLY – Fathers have the best job in the world, but it comes with a stinky side. Show dad some mercy with the Fatherhood Stinks Odor Relief Mask, because through it all, he takes it like a champ.
- NOBODY KNOWS THE CRAZY THINGS YOU’LL DO FOR LOVE LIKE DAD DOES – He’ll brave diaper blowouts, plunge the overflowing toilet, let you use the bathroom first on taco night, and still love you anyway. The man deserves respect and the occasional breath of fresh air. Show dad the love and give his nose a chance to recuperate with this one-of-a-kind stink relief system.
- HANDY ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE – Do dad a favor and pick up some extras. Fatherhood stinks in cars, living rooms, bathrooms, at the grocery store, and anywhere else butts, babies, and bad smells can be found.
- FUNNY FATHER’S DAY GIFT FOR DADS AND GRANDFATHERS – Protect all those saintly dads and granddads from beastly odors! Remember, grandpa is suffering two generations of foulness! The Fatherhood Stinks Mask is also recommended for uncles, stepfathers, godfathers, and any other man who love your offspring despite their ghastly deeds.
- MADE IN THE USA – Providing dads with sweet relief everywhere.
- Color: Green
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Model Number: GEARS-FTHR-STNKS
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: GEARS-FTHR-STNKS
- Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
- Style: Earloop
Fatherhood Stinks Odor Relief Mask
Dad. He’s the rock. He works hard to provide for everyone, and still makes time to teach the kids to fish and ride bikes, cheer the loudest at all their games, and pass along pearls of wisdom…like never trusting someone when they ask you to pull their finger. He happily embraces all the duties of raising his brood with pride, but let’s face it, sometimes fatherhood stinks…literally.
The Fatherhood Stinks Odor Relief Mask is a daddy’s first line defense when his dadly duty includes the vast array of stenches that hazard the job. From dirty diapers to the inhuman myriad of funk that comes with a properly enjoyed Taco Tuesday, the old man boldly pushes through and still loves you anyway.
Protection from the Harsh Reality of Kid Stink
No matter how cute, bright, or gifted a child is, at any given age, from babyhood to his wedding day, your kid will provide a symphony of odors that no nose should ever have to endure. The Fatherhood Stinks Odor Relief Mask is a small mercy in dark, smelly world.
Stay safe with the Fatherhood Stinks Odor Relief Mask. Simply connect your emergency odor mask to any oxygen tank you may have on hand and BOOM! Instant relief! Breathe free, daddio, you deserve it!
Shipping Summary:
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the Canada.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 14.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–15 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to Canada):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–8 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within Canada:
Once the shipment arrives in Canada, it is handed over to Canada Post or UPS for final delivery.
Canada domestic delivery typically takes an additional 2–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within Canada, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.ca with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
Address: 46 Darnborough Way, City: Scarborough, Province: Ontario, Post code: M1W 2G1
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.ca
- FATHERHOOD IS A GREAT, EXCEPT WHEN IT STINKS…LITERALLY – Fathers have the best job in the world, but it comes with a stinky side. Show dad some mercy with the Fatherhood Stinks Odor Relief Mask, because through it all, he takes it like a champ.
- NOBODY KNOWS THE CRAZY THINGS YOU’LL DO FOR LOVE LIKE DAD DOES – He’ll brave diaper blowouts, plunge the overflowing toilet, let you use the bathroom first on taco night, and still love you anyway. The man deserves respect and the occasional breath of fresh air. Show dad the love and give his nose a chance to recuperate with this one-of-a-kind stink relief system.
- HANDY ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE – Do dad a favor and pick up some extras. Fatherhood stinks in cars, living rooms, bathrooms, at the grocery store, and anywhere else butts, babies, and bad smells can be found.
- FUNNY FATHER’S DAY GIFT FOR DADS AND GRANDFATHERS – Protect all those saintly dads and granddads from beastly odors! Remember, grandpa is suffering two generations of foulness! The Fatherhood Stinks Mask is also recommended for uncles, stepfathers, godfathers, and any other man who love your offspring despite their ghastly deeds.
- MADE IN THE USA – Providing dads with sweet relief everywhere.
- Color: Green
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Model Number: GEARS-FTHR-STNKS
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: GEARS-FTHR-STNKS
- Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
- Style: Earloop
Fatherhood Stinks Odor Relief Mask
Dad. He’s the rock. He works hard to provide for everyone, and still makes time to teach the kids to fish and ride bikes, cheer the loudest at all their games, and pass along pearls of wisdom…like never trusting someone when they ask you to pull their finger. He happily embraces all the duties of raising his brood with pride, but let’s face it, sometimes fatherhood stinks…literally.
The Fatherhood Stinks Odor Relief Mask is a daddy’s first line defense when his dadly duty includes the vast array of stenches that hazard the job. From dirty diapers to the inhuman myriad of funk that comes with a properly enjoyed Taco Tuesday, the old man boldly pushes through and still loves you anyway.
Protection from the Harsh Reality of Kid Stink
No matter how cute, bright, or gifted a child is, at any given age, from babyhood to his wedding day, your kid will provide a symphony of odors that no nose should ever have to endure. The Fatherhood Stinks Odor Relief Mask is a small mercy in dark, smelly world.
Stay safe with the Fatherhood Stinks Odor Relief Mask. Simply connect your emergency odor mask to any oxygen tank you may have on hand and BOOM! Instant relief! Breathe free, daddio, you deserve it!
Shipping Summary:
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the Canada.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 14.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–15 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to Canada):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–8 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within Canada:
Once the shipment arrives in Canada, it is handed over to Canada Post or UPS for final delivery.
Canada domestic delivery typically takes an additional 2–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within Canada, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.ca with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
Address: 46 Darnborough Way, City: Scarborough, Province: Ontario, Post code: M1W 2G1
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.ca
Oops!
Sorry, it looks like some products are not available in selected quantity.