Gears Out Don’t Be an Assquatch Soap Bar in Tin Bigfoot Gag Gift for Sasquatch Lovers Coffee Soap for Adults Unisex Stocking Stuffers for Men Cryptid Humor
- Lather up with laughter! Don't Be an Assquatch Soap is the ultimate gag gift for bigfoot lovers, featuring a hilarious tin adorned with everyone's favorite cryptid enjoying a coffee break. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or any occasion when you want to tickle someone's funny bone with unique bigfoot gifts!
- Keep things hilariously fresh with this must-have addition to any funny bath gifts for men lineup! This premium coffee-infused soap is perfect for bigfoot enthusiasts who appreciate a good laugh on any special day.
- Say goodbye to Sasquatch-sized stink! Whether it's a gag gift for men or a funny surprise for women, this unisex gem is guaranteed to bring smiles on birthdays, holidays, or just because bigfoot fans deserve a good chuckle.
- Get ready for bigfoot-sized laughs! Packaged in a tin featuring our furry friend enjoying a cup of joe, this premium coffee soap bar makes a gut-busting addition to any gift basket, care package, or stocking stuffer.
- Don't let Sasquatch funk ruin anyone’s day. This bigfoot lovers’ item is perfect for those seeking gender-neutral gag gift ideas that stand out. Use it for grab bags, unisex party prizes, and white elephant or Yankee swap presents.
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Package Quantity: 1
- Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
- Style: Sasquatch with coffee
Introducing Don't Be an Assquatch Soap – the funny adult gag gift for those who believe in bigfoot and a good laugh! Packaged in a metal tin adorned with a hilarious image of bigfoot enjoying a cup of coffee on a stump, this premium handcrafted soap is infused with the invigorating scent of coffee to wake up even the sleepiest squatch. Whether it's Christmas, Easter, birthdays, or just a random Tuesday, this unisex gag gift is sure to bring a smile to the faces of men and women alike. It's the ideal addition to any gift-giving occasion, especially for those seeking unique bigfoot gifts or funny bath gifts for men who appreciate a little humor in their hygiene routine. So, don't let your inner Assquatch emerge – lather up with a bar of sassy sasquatch soap and keep things fresh and funny!
Shipping Summary:
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=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
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=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
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=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
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=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
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=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
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=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
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=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
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=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
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=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
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=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
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=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
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=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
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=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
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=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
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=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
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=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
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=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
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=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
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=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
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Certain items are not eligible for return:
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=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
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=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
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=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
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=> Customized or personalized products.
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=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
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=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
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=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
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=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
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=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
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=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
- Lather up with laughter! Don't Be an Assquatch Soap is the ultimate gag gift for bigfoot lovers, featuring a hilarious tin adorned with everyone's favorite cryptid enjoying a coffee break. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or any occasion when you want to tickle someone's funny bone with unique bigfoot gifts!
- Keep things hilariously fresh with this must-have addition to any funny bath gifts for men lineup! This premium coffee-infused soap is perfect for bigfoot enthusiasts who appreciate a good laugh on any special day.
- Say goodbye to Sasquatch-sized stink! Whether it's a gag gift for men or a funny surprise for women, this unisex gem is guaranteed to bring smiles on birthdays, holidays, or just because bigfoot fans deserve a good chuckle.
- Get ready for bigfoot-sized laughs! Packaged in a tin featuring our furry friend enjoying a cup of joe, this premium coffee soap bar makes a gut-busting addition to any gift basket, care package, or stocking stuffer.
- Don't let Sasquatch funk ruin anyone’s day. This bigfoot lovers’ item is perfect for those seeking gender-neutral gag gift ideas that stand out. Use it for grab bags, unisex party prizes, and white elephant or Yankee swap presents.
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Package Quantity: 1
- Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
- Style: Sasquatch with coffee
Introducing Don't Be an Assquatch Soap – the funny adult gag gift for those who believe in bigfoot and a good laugh! Packaged in a metal tin adorned with a hilarious image of bigfoot enjoying a cup of coffee on a stump, this premium handcrafted soap is infused with the invigorating scent of coffee to wake up even the sleepiest squatch. Whether it's Christmas, Easter, birthdays, or just a random Tuesday, this unisex gag gift is sure to bring a smile to the faces of men and women alike. It's the ideal addition to any gift-giving occasion, especially for those seeking unique bigfoot gifts or funny bath gifts for men who appreciate a little humor in their hygiene routine. So, don't let your inner Assquatch emerge – lather up with a bar of sassy sasquatch soap and keep things fresh and funny!
Shipping Summary:
-
=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
-
=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
-
=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
-
=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
-
=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
-
=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
-
=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
-
=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
-
=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
-
=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
-
=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
-
=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
-
=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
-
=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
-
=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
-
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
-
=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
-
=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
-
=> Customized or personalized products.
-
=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
-
=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
-
=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
-
=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
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