Dr. Fauci Dog Chew Toy for All Breeds | Anthony Fauci Chew Toy with Squeaker | Republican Novelty Gag Gift | Durable Triple Stitched Polyester, 12" Tall
- ORIGINAL : The best quality Fauci chew toy for dogs. This dog toy is perfect for all bredds and comes in a great size at 12" inches. The squeaker is less annoying than Fauci himself. Tail wags are guaranteed when your pet lays eyes on this awesome toy.
- SAFETY : Keeping your fur baby safe is our priority, that's why our political dog toys are made from safe and eco-friendly polyester. Sit back and relax and watch your pooch nibble on Fauci!
- FINEST QUALITY : Our American and Proud company offers high-quality polyester and a triple-stitched Dr Fauci chew toy whose integrity is miles better than the real Fauci! This novelty gift is perfect for Republicans, Trump supporters, Let’s Go Brandon supporters, or anyone! Perfect stocking stuffer! Let your dog sink his teeth right into this little nerd!
- PERFECT SIZE : Our novelty dog toys are sized 12 inches and they are ideal for dogs of any size.
- A LESS BOTHERSOME SQUEAKER : With an uncanny resemblance to the original Lord Fauci, our chew toy comes with a squeaker less annoying than Fauci’s voice!
- Color: Black and White
- Manufacturer: Pesky Patriot
- Model Number: PeskyPatriot
- Style: Durable
YOUR PET’S SAFETY IS OUR PRIME CONCERN - This Dr. Fauci dog chew toy novelty gag gift is perfect for your pooch! Fire Fauci! Dogs love Science! Safety is an important factor when you decide to choose a product for your pets. That’s why we offer political gag gifts which are handsomely TRIPLE stitched that prevent the polyester from rupture, drastically increasing product lifecycle. Moreover, it maintains its integrity and strength against hard and forceful bites from your four legged friends. This hilarious parody gift idea will be sure to get you some great laughs when it is opened! QUITE HANDY AND LIGHTWEIGHT Our dog squeakers are of good size and being made of polyester makes it lightweight and handy for you and your pet to carry along. The colors are quite vibrant and can be washed without worrying about them being faded away. Also, it contains a squeaker which your dog will definitely fall in love with STILL ON THE FENCE? LET’S GO THROUGH THE BENEFITS AGAIN - Funny chewing toy for the whole family - watching Fauci getting chewed brings humor to all. - Lightweight yet quite rigid polyester build quality - Comes in the ideal size of 12 inches for dogs and puppies - Contains a squeaker to create high levels of excitement - Safe and handsomely stitched at the seams So, what are you waiting for? Have this hilarious Tony Fauci chew toy for dogs included in your cart and give your pets a blast playing with it.
Shipping Summary:
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–15 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
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Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to Canada):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–8 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within Canada:
Once the shipment arrives in Canada, it is handed over to Canada Post for final delivery.
Canada domestic delivery typically takes an additional 2–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within Canada, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.ca with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
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Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
Address: 46 Darnborough Way, City: Scarborough, Province: Ontario, Post code: M1W 2G1
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.ca
- ORIGINAL : The best quality Fauci chew toy for dogs. This dog toy is perfect for all bredds and comes in a great size at 12" inches. The squeaker is less annoying than Fauci himself. Tail wags are guaranteed when your pet lays eyes on this awesome toy.
- SAFETY : Keeping your fur baby safe is our priority, that's why our political dog toys are made from safe and eco-friendly polyester. Sit back and relax and watch your pooch nibble on Fauci!
- FINEST QUALITY : Our American and Proud company offers high-quality polyester and a triple-stitched Dr Fauci chew toy whose integrity is miles better than the real Fauci! This novelty gift is perfect for Republicans, Trump supporters, Let’s Go Brandon supporters, or anyone! Perfect stocking stuffer! Let your dog sink his teeth right into this little nerd!
- PERFECT SIZE : Our novelty dog toys are sized 12 inches and they are ideal for dogs of any size.
- A LESS BOTHERSOME SQUEAKER : With an uncanny resemblance to the original Lord Fauci, our chew toy comes with a squeaker less annoying than Fauci’s voice!
- Color: Black and White
- Manufacturer: Pesky Patriot
- Model Number: PeskyPatriot
- Style: Durable
YOUR PET’S SAFETY IS OUR PRIME CONCERN - This Dr. Fauci dog chew toy novelty gag gift is perfect for your pooch! Fire Fauci! Dogs love Science! Safety is an important factor when you decide to choose a product for your pets. That’s why we offer political gag gifts which are handsomely TRIPLE stitched that prevent the polyester from rupture, drastically increasing product lifecycle. Moreover, it maintains its integrity and strength against hard and forceful bites from your four legged friends. This hilarious parody gift idea will be sure to get you some great laughs when it is opened! QUITE HANDY AND LIGHTWEIGHT Our dog squeakers are of good size and being made of polyester makes it lightweight and handy for you and your pet to carry along. The colors are quite vibrant and can be washed without worrying about them being faded away. Also, it contains a squeaker which your dog will definitely fall in love with STILL ON THE FENCE? LET’S GO THROUGH THE BENEFITS AGAIN - Funny chewing toy for the whole family - watching Fauci getting chewed brings humor to all. - Lightweight yet quite rigid polyester build quality - Comes in the ideal size of 12 inches for dogs and puppies - Contains a squeaker to create high levels of excitement - Safe and handsomely stitched at the seams So, what are you waiting for? Have this hilarious Tony Fauci chew toy for dogs included in your cart and give your pets a blast playing with it.
Shipping Summary:
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–15 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to Canada):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–8 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within Canada:
Once the shipment arrives in Canada, it is handed over to Canada Post for final delivery.
Canada domestic delivery typically takes an additional 2–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within Canada, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.ca with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.ca with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
Address: 46 Darnborough Way, City: Scarborough, Province: Ontario, Post code: M1W 2G1
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.ca
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