Bear Ass Bath Bar - Funny Vintage Bear and Donkey Design - Novelty Bath Soap for Men - Coffee Soap, Handcrafted, Made in the USA, Contains Real Ground Coffee
- SOOTHING SOAP FOR BEAR ASSES– If you ever come across an irritated bear ass in the wild, you know you’re about to have a bad day. Save bath time with the soothing Bear Ass Bar Soap! This gentle, coffee-infused artisanal soap just may be your saving grace in a seriously messy situation.
- WEIRD NOVELTY SOAP FOR ANIMAL AND COFFEE LOVERS – This fun bath gift is the perfect blend of weird gag gift and cute spa gift. Everyone will get a kick out of the silly bear and donkey tin, and then they can enjoy the smoothly scented soap shower after shower!
- COFFEE SOAP FOR A BRIGHT START TO THE DAY – Our artisanal coffee-infused bath has a rich, refreshing java scent that will wake your senses in the morning.
- PREMIUM BATH SOAP MADE IN THE USA – Bear Ass Soap is handcrafted in America with high-quality ingredients. Because every amazing bar of premium bath soap is handmade and unique, colors and patterns may vary from display images.
- HILARIOUS UNISEX NOVELTY BATH GIFT – Bear Ass Bath Soap is a funny pampering gift that is silly surprise addition to Christmas stocking stuffers, birthday gift baskets, care packages, and any other special occasion where you want to bring on the laughs. It’s also a crazy, weird choice for a Secret Santa gift or White Elephant idea for family gift exchanges.
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: GEARS-BEAR-AS-SP
- Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
Bear Ass Bath Bar Soap
Are you known for being a total bear in the morning? Do you frequently make an ass of yourself before your first cup of joe?
Step into the shower and tame that growl before innocent friends and family meet your inner beast. Bear Ass Bath Bar is infused with real ground coffee beans and has a rich aroma that will put a smile on your face and some pep in your step.
Hilarious Gag Gift for Animal and Coffee Lovers
The morning struggle is real, but the day is easier to take on with our funny Bear Ass Bath Bar. The bear and donkey design brings a lighthearted laugh, while the premium soap inside gives the day a rich and refreshing start. This weird bath gift for men and women is a gut-busting surprise addition to gift baskets, care packages, and birthday gifts. Slip a bar of this awesome pampering gift in as a fun stocking stuffer or wrap it up as a crazy Secret Santa or White Elephant present.
Bodacious Bath Soaps are handcrafted in the US with high-quality ingredients. Because every luxurious bar of premium bath soap is handmade and unique, colors and patterns may vary from display images.
Shipping Summary:
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=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
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=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
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=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
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=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
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=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
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=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
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=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
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=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
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=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
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=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
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=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
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=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
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=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
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=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
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=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
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=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
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=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
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=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
-
Certain items are not eligible for return:
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=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
-
=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
-
=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
-
=> Customized or personalized products.
-
=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
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=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
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=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
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=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
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=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
- SOOTHING SOAP FOR BEAR ASSES– If you ever come across an irritated bear ass in the wild, you know you’re about to have a bad day. Save bath time with the soothing Bear Ass Bar Soap! This gentle, coffee-infused artisanal soap just may be your saving grace in a seriously messy situation.
- WEIRD NOVELTY SOAP FOR ANIMAL AND COFFEE LOVERS – This fun bath gift is the perfect blend of weird gag gift and cute spa gift. Everyone will get a kick out of the silly bear and donkey tin, and then they can enjoy the smoothly scented soap shower after shower!
- COFFEE SOAP FOR A BRIGHT START TO THE DAY – Our artisanal coffee-infused bath has a rich, refreshing java scent that will wake your senses in the morning.
- PREMIUM BATH SOAP MADE IN THE USA – Bear Ass Soap is handcrafted in America with high-quality ingredients. Because every amazing bar of premium bath soap is handmade and unique, colors and patterns may vary from display images.
- HILARIOUS UNISEX NOVELTY BATH GIFT – Bear Ass Bath Soap is a funny pampering gift that is silly surprise addition to Christmas stocking stuffers, birthday gift baskets, care packages, and any other special occasion where you want to bring on the laughs. It’s also a crazy, weird choice for a Secret Santa gift or White Elephant idea for family gift exchanges.
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: GEARS-BEAR-AS-SP
- Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
Bear Ass Bath Bar Soap
Are you known for being a total bear in the morning? Do you frequently make an ass of yourself before your first cup of joe?
Step into the shower and tame that growl before innocent friends and family meet your inner beast. Bear Ass Bath Bar is infused with real ground coffee beans and has a rich aroma that will put a smile on your face and some pep in your step.
Hilarious Gag Gift for Animal and Coffee Lovers
The morning struggle is real, but the day is easier to take on with our funny Bear Ass Bath Bar. The bear and donkey design brings a lighthearted laugh, while the premium soap inside gives the day a rich and refreshing start. This weird bath gift for men and women is a gut-busting surprise addition to gift baskets, care packages, and birthday gifts. Slip a bar of this awesome pampering gift in as a fun stocking stuffer or wrap it up as a crazy Secret Santa or White Elephant present.
Bodacious Bath Soaps are handcrafted in the US with high-quality ingredients. Because every luxurious bar of premium bath soap is handmade and unique, colors and patterns may vary from display images.
Shipping Summary:
-
=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
-
=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
-
=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
-
=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
-
=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
-
=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
-
=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
-
=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
-
=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
-
=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
-
=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
-
=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
-
=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
-
=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
-
=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
-
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
-
=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
-
=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
-
=> Customized or personalized products.
-
=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
-
=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
-
=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
-
=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
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