Ass Munch Spicy Trail Mix - Funny Donkey Design - Christmas Gift for Husband - Edible Gifts for Men - Spicy mix, Made in the USA
- IT’S A MOUTH FULL – Asses work hard all day, and it takes a special kind of fuel to keep them going. Keep your energy jackass strong with Ass Munch Spicy Trail Mix. It comes in resealable gift bags, so you and your friends can savor that hot ass flavor whenever the need arises!
- FUNNY GAG GIFT FOR ADULTS – Funny gag gifts spice up even the most mundane or stressful days at home, work, or on-the-go. Friends will laugh their asses off when getting a surprise bag of Ass Munch Trail Mix. Who wouldn’t want to chomp down on some tasty ass?
- PERFECT FOR WHITE ELEPHANT GIFTS AND ADULT STOCKING STUFFERS – Ass Munch Trail Mix is a funny donkey gift that will add gut-busting laughter to care packages, White Elephant parties, Christmas gift exchanges, and Easter Baskets for adults.
- UNCLE FRANK’S PREMIUM TRAIL MIX BLEND – A bag of Ass Munch Spicy Trail Mix includes: Spicy Peanuts, Almonds Roasted Salted, Pepitas Roasted Salted, Corn Nuts Roasted Salted, Chili Lemon Sticks, Hot Cajun Sticks, and Guacamole Bits for crushing cravings!
- MADE IN AMERICA – Bringing the heat everywhere!
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: GEARS-ASZ-MNCH-TM
- Size: 8.43 Ounce (Pack of 1)
Ass Munch Spicy Trail Mix – It’s a Mouth Full
Ass Munch Trail Mix is a spicy snack that combines delicious, healthy ingredients with funny ass humor. If you feel like your life would be better with more ass in it, this spicy gift has just the right kick to get your mojo rising.
Ass Munch Spicy Trail Mix is the best gag gift for adults, especially men. It’s a hilarious, and completely unexpected addition to Easter baskets, holiday care packages, and gift baskets. Slip a bag of this munchy, crunchy treat in as a funny stocking stuffer, or wrap it up as a silly, and slightly naughty white elephant gift. Bachelor party or funny groomsman gift? Give them the spicy ass of their dreams!
-Ingredients: Spicy Peanuts, Almonds Roasted Salted, Pepitas Roasted Salted, Corn Nuts Roasted Salted, Chili Lemon Sticks, Hot Cajun Sticks, and Guacamole Bits
Store in a cool, dry place.
Allergen Information: Manufactured on shared equipment with peanuts, soybeans, tree nuts, milk, eggs, wheat, and whey.
Shipping Summary:
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=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
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=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
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=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
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=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
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=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
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=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
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=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
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=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
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=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
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=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
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=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
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=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
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=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
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=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
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=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
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=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
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=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
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=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
-
Certain items are not eligible for return:
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=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
-
=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
-
=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
-
=> Customized or personalized products.
-
=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
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=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
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=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
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=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
-
=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
- IT’S A MOUTH FULL – Asses work hard all day, and it takes a special kind of fuel to keep them going. Keep your energy jackass strong with Ass Munch Spicy Trail Mix. It comes in resealable gift bags, so you and your friends can savor that hot ass flavor whenever the need arises!
- FUNNY GAG GIFT FOR ADULTS – Funny gag gifts spice up even the most mundane or stressful days at home, work, or on-the-go. Friends will laugh their asses off when getting a surprise bag of Ass Munch Trail Mix. Who wouldn’t want to chomp down on some tasty ass?
- PERFECT FOR WHITE ELEPHANT GIFTS AND ADULT STOCKING STUFFERS – Ass Munch Trail Mix is a funny donkey gift that will add gut-busting laughter to care packages, White Elephant parties, Christmas gift exchanges, and Easter Baskets for adults.
- UNCLE FRANK’S PREMIUM TRAIL MIX BLEND – A bag of Ass Munch Spicy Trail Mix includes: Spicy Peanuts, Almonds Roasted Salted, Pepitas Roasted Salted, Corn Nuts Roasted Salted, Chili Lemon Sticks, Hot Cajun Sticks, and Guacamole Bits for crushing cravings!
- MADE IN AMERICA – Bringing the heat everywhere!
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: GEARS-ASZ-MNCH-TM
- Size: 8.43 Ounce (Pack of 1)
Ass Munch Spicy Trail Mix – It’s a Mouth Full
Ass Munch Trail Mix is a spicy snack that combines delicious, healthy ingredients with funny ass humor. If you feel like your life would be better with more ass in it, this spicy gift has just the right kick to get your mojo rising.
Ass Munch Spicy Trail Mix is the best gag gift for adults, especially men. It’s a hilarious, and completely unexpected addition to Easter baskets, holiday care packages, and gift baskets. Slip a bag of this munchy, crunchy treat in as a funny stocking stuffer, or wrap it up as a silly, and slightly naughty white elephant gift. Bachelor party or funny groomsman gift? Give them the spicy ass of their dreams!
-Ingredients: Spicy Peanuts, Almonds Roasted Salted, Pepitas Roasted Salted, Corn Nuts Roasted Salted, Chili Lemon Sticks, Hot Cajun Sticks, and Guacamole Bits
Store in a cool, dry place.
Allergen Information: Manufactured on shared equipment with peanuts, soybeans, tree nuts, milk, eggs, wheat, and whey.
Shipping Summary:
-
=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
-
=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
-
=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
-
=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
-
=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
-
=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
-
=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
-
=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
-
=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
-
=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
-
=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
-
=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
-
=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
-
=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
-
=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
-
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
-
=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
-
=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
-
=> Customized or personalized products.
-
=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
-
=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
-
=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
-
=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
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