Ass Clown Stress Relief Putty - Heat Activated Funny Color Changing, Red and Yellow Therapy Putty
- ASS-CLOWNS BREED STRESS – Experts agree that nothing makes life feel more like a circus than a surprise encounter with an ass clown in the wild. Luckily, Ass Clown Stress Putty is here to help you work the tension out through your fingertips, one squeeze at a time.
- CLOWN AROUND WITH COLOR-CHANGING STRESS PUTTY – Ass Clown Fidget Putty isn’t your ordinary therapy dough! When you’re dealing with a bona fide ass clown, you need a special kind of relief, so this awesome therapy putty changes colors! The heat-activated formula turns from red to yellow with the warmth of your hands.
- WEIRD CLOWN GAG GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION – The goofy grin on the brilliantly bizarre tin is a surefire day-brightener for anyone on your gift list. This funny clown gift for adults and teens is awesome fun for any special occasion, including birthdays, holidays, or just because someone can use a cheerful break from reality.
- CUTE STOCKING STUFFER FOR TEENS AND ADULTS– Ass-Clowns are everywhere! Surprise friends and family with a wacky stocking stuffer that will make them laugh the tinsel off the tree. It’s a fun and handy stress relief tool for teenagers and adults. Highly recommended for students, teachers, nurses, store clerks, customer service representatives, bosses and employees.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Feel stress squish through your fingers as you soften the specially-formulated, color-changing putty by squeezing and stretching it in your warm hands.
- Color: Red
- Manufacturer: GearsOut
- Part Number: GEARS-A-CLOWN-PTTY
Ass Clown Stress Putty
Ever feel like life is a never-ending three-ring circus? The constant juggling can be stressful, and when you’re surrounded by ass-clowns, you can definitely use a specialized kind of relief. Thankfully, Ass Clown Reality Relief Therapy Putty is here to help you cope with the madness, one squishy squeeze at a time.
Don’t clown around with tension. Grab some funny Ass Clown Putty and relax your stress away with some crazy play time. Responsible stress management is the adult thing to do!
Ass Clowns are Never in Short Supply
It’s always a good idea to keep a tin of Ass Clown Stress Putty on hand, because whether you’re at home, work, or out and about, there’s an absurdly high risk of running into a free-roaming ass clown. The compact design of the tightly-sealed tin makes it perfect for easy travel in a bag, purse, or briefcase. Also, experts highly recommend you keep some ass clown relief in your desk, because the office is an ass clown's natural habitat.
Help prepare unsuspecting friends for run-ins with life's endless supply of donkeys, clowns, jackasses, and stressful situations with a funny tin of Ass Clown Therapy Putty. It’s a hysterical addition to care packages, birthday gift baskets, Christmas stocking stuffers, or office gag gifts. You can also donkey-kick gift exchanges up a notch by making this hilarious putty a Secret Santa or White Elephant Party gift.
Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY
Shipping Summary:
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=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
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=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
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=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
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=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
-
=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
-
=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
-
=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
-
=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
-
=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
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=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
-
=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
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=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
-
=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
-
=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
-
=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
-
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
-
=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
-
=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
-
=> Customized or personalized products.
-
=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
-
=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
-
=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
-
=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
- ASS-CLOWNS BREED STRESS – Experts agree that nothing makes life feel more like a circus than a surprise encounter with an ass clown in the wild. Luckily, Ass Clown Stress Putty is here to help you work the tension out through your fingertips, one squeeze at a time.
- CLOWN AROUND WITH COLOR-CHANGING STRESS PUTTY – Ass Clown Fidget Putty isn’t your ordinary therapy dough! When you’re dealing with a bona fide ass clown, you need a special kind of relief, so this awesome therapy putty changes colors! The heat-activated formula turns from red to yellow with the warmth of your hands.
- WEIRD CLOWN GAG GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION – The goofy grin on the brilliantly bizarre tin is a surefire day-brightener for anyone on your gift list. This funny clown gift for adults and teens is awesome fun for any special occasion, including birthdays, holidays, or just because someone can use a cheerful break from reality.
- CUTE STOCKING STUFFER FOR TEENS AND ADULTS– Ass-Clowns are everywhere! Surprise friends and family with a wacky stocking stuffer that will make them laugh the tinsel off the tree. It’s a fun and handy stress relief tool for teenagers and adults. Highly recommended for students, teachers, nurses, store clerks, customer service representatives, bosses and employees.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Feel stress squish through your fingers as you soften the specially-formulated, color-changing putty by squeezing and stretching it in your warm hands.
- Color: Red
- Manufacturer: GearsOut
- Part Number: GEARS-A-CLOWN-PTTY
Ass Clown Stress Putty
Ever feel like life is a never-ending three-ring circus? The constant juggling can be stressful, and when you’re surrounded by ass-clowns, you can definitely use a specialized kind of relief. Thankfully, Ass Clown Reality Relief Therapy Putty is here to help you cope with the madness, one squishy squeeze at a time.
Don’t clown around with tension. Grab some funny Ass Clown Putty and relax your stress away with some crazy play time. Responsible stress management is the adult thing to do!
Ass Clowns are Never in Short Supply
It’s always a good idea to keep a tin of Ass Clown Stress Putty on hand, because whether you’re at home, work, or out and about, there’s an absurdly high risk of running into a free-roaming ass clown. The compact design of the tightly-sealed tin makes it perfect for easy travel in a bag, purse, or briefcase. Also, experts highly recommend you keep some ass clown relief in your desk, because the office is an ass clown's natural habitat.
Help prepare unsuspecting friends for run-ins with life's endless supply of donkeys, clowns, jackasses, and stressful situations with a funny tin of Ass Clown Therapy Putty. It’s a hysterical addition to care packages, birthday gift baskets, Christmas stocking stuffers, or office gag gifts. You can also donkey-kick gift exchanges up a notch by making this hilarious putty a Secret Santa or White Elephant Party gift.
Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY
Shipping Summary:
-
=> Standard International Shipping from the United States to Canada costs CAD 9.99.
-
=> Orders are processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
-
=> Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
Shipping Time:
-
=> Standard International Shipping: Estimated 10-15 business days within Canada.
-
=> Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by external factors such as weather, holidays, or customs delays.
-
=> We do not guarantee exact delivery dates, as delays may occur due to the shipping carrier.
Tracking Your Order:
-
=> A tracking number will be provided once your order ships.
-
=> Orders may be shipped from different fulfillment centers worldwide to ensure quality and affordability.
Delivery Conditions:
-
=> Shipments are delivered to most addresses, except P.O. Boxes.
-
=> In certain remote areas, additional delivery charges may apply, or you may need to pick up your package from the nearest service location of our shipping partner.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.ca.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return Policy
-
=> Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
-
=> Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
=> Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
=> Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
=> Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
=> Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.ca to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
-
=> Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
-
=> Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
-
=> Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
-
=> Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Non-returnable Items
-
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
=> Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles).
-
=> Gift cards, prepaid game cards.
-
=> Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items.
-
=> Customized or personalized products.
-
=> Items with special shipping restrictions.
-
Refund Policy
-
=> Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
=> Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
=> Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
-
=> Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue.
-
=> For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
-
=> For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
For any further inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at cs@everymarket.ca
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